We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The description says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke_text should be in German. Headline also German? Probably yes. Meme caption German. Image prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely English? Not specified but likely English as SEO. But they didn't specify language for meta fields. Could be English. We'll produce English meta title/description. Constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. We need to craft a classic Chuck Norris joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the Earth does a push-up too." Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a black hole that swallows the sky." But need to be concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by staring at it." That's common. We need something unique: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by flexing his biceps." That's also common. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's typical. We need something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt by breathing on it, and the water forms a perfect espresso." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by deciding to take a nap." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by deciding to take a nap." That's a unique twist. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach überspringen, indem er beschließt, eine Pause zu machen." That's German. But we need to keep it short and punchy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender überspringen, indem er beschließt, eine Pause zu machen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. That seems okay. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a full sentence maybe. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, "Chuck Norris skipping a calendar page with a nap". So we can write: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by deciding to take a nap." The scene: "Chuck Norris taking a nap on a giant calendar, causing the page to flip". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris taking a nap on a giant calendar, causing the page to flip. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Should be something like "Chuck Norris Kalender-Witz - Klassiker". That's maybe 30 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen überspringenden Kalender. Lustig, ironisch, perfekt für Memes." That's within 160. Now ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach überspringen, indem er beschließt, eine Pause zu machen." That's 71 characters maybe, but okay. headline: "Kalender-Skip per Nickerchen" (max 80). That's 20 chars. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris schläft, springt der Kalender." That's 38 chars. image_prompt: need to be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris taking a nap on a giant calendar, causing the page to flip. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not constrained. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kalender-Witz - Klassiker" length? Count: "Chuck Norris Kalender-Witz - Klassiker" = 34 characters (including spaces). Under 60. meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Nickerchen den Kalender überspringen lässt. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count characters: approximate 130. Under 160. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Now output JSON with those fields, no markdown code block. Make sure JSON is valid, strings escaped properly (no newlines). Use double quotes. Let's produce: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach überspringen, indem er beschließt, eine Pause zu machen.", "headline": "Kalender-Skip per Nickerchen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris schläft, springt der Kalender.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris taking