We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. We need to ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now works for NASA." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to file a tax return using only his beard; the IRS got scared and gave him a refund. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups." That could be unique. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need to avoid repeating known jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal stronger by just looking at it." That's common. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, but the calculator exploded from the sheer volume." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks only in dad jokes." That's okay. But need to be concise as joke_text. Provide full joke text. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all computers to run on pure adrenaline." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's start: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all computers to run on pure adrenaline." That's a joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' roundhouse rewrite of the universe". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "When your kick updates the cosmos". That's okay. Image prompt: English description: need to include specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that ripples through space, rewriting code, with glowing neon code lines swirling around, dramatic lighting, American flag background." Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that ripples through space, rewriting code, with glowing neon code lines swirling around". So image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a roundhouse kick that ripples through space and rewrites glowing neon code lines, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Cosmic Roundhouse Rewrite". That's 33 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt das Universum neu programmiert – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt das Universum neu programmiert – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' roundhouse rewrite of the universe". That's 44 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: "When your kick updates the cosmos". That's 27 characters. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris' Cosmic Roundhouse Rewrite". That's 38 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: Let's count: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt das Universum neu programmiert – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters precisely: Entdecke (8) + space (1) =9 den (3) =>12 space =>13 ultimativen (10) =>23 space =>24 Chuck (5) =>29 space =>30 Norris (6) =>36 space =>37 Witz, (5) =>42 space =>43 bei (3) =>46 space =>47 dem (3) =>50 space =>51 ein (3) =>54 space =>55 einziger (7) =>62 space =>63 Tritt (5) =>68 space =>69 das (3) =>72 space =>73 Universum (9) =>82 space =>83 neu (3) =>86 space =>87 programmiert (12) =>99 space =>100 – (1) =>101 space =>102 garantiert (9) =>111 space =>112 zum (3) =>115 space =>116 Lachen! (7) =>123 So 123 characters, within 160. Now ensure joke_text is unique and not repeating known jokes. It's okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt das Quellcode‑Universum neu schreiben, sodass alle Computer nur noch von reiner Adrenalin angetrieben werden.", "headline": "Chuck Norris' roundhouse rewrite of the universe", "meme_caption": "When your kick updates the cosmos", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough