We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. We need something unique. Could be something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the GPS; it gave up and told him where he was." That's somewhat unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." That's maybe too techy. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's maybe okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. The joke_text can be a full sentence. Let's propose: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark anstarren, dass er sich selbst in einen Diamanten verwandelt, nur um ihm einen Kaffee zu spendieren." But that's maybe too long. Let's keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit bloßem Auge öffnen, ohne dass ein einziger Tropfen Regen fällt." But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er dabei die Zeit um 5 Minuten vorwärts spult." Hmm. Maybe we can use a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kasten tissues benutzen, ohne dass er selbst niesen muss." But we need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Museum verwandeln, das dann sofort die Eintrittspreise senkt, weil er zu beeindruckend ist." That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Museum verwandeln, das dann sofort die Eintrittspreise senkt, weil er zu beeindruckend ist." But we need to keep it short. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Saal mit einem einzigen Rundtritt so beeindrucken, dass die Möbel sich selbst verbeugen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er dabei die Uhrzeit um genau 3:14 vorwärts bewegt – Pi wird zum Lieblingsgetränk der Uhr." That's weird but maybe okay. But we need to keep it simple. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Stuhl mit bloßem Blick besetzen, sodass er plötzlich das beste Sitzplatz‑Upgrade des Jahres bekommt." But maybe not funny enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit einem einzigen Blick so öffnen, dass kein einziger Tropfen Regen jemals wieder auf die Erde fällt." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit einem einzigen Blick so öffnen, dass kein einziger Tropfen Regen jemals wieder auf die Erde fällt." That's a full sentence. Now we need headline: up to 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt den Regen vor ihm zurückschrecken". That's within 80. Meme caption: up to 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Schnee". That's okay. Image prompt: English description of a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris opens an umbrella with a single glance, causing rain to never fall again". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding an open umbrella that glows with a force field, rain frozen in mid-air around him, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: up to 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Regen nie wieder fallen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Regen nie wieder fallen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Regen(5)=24, space=25, nie(3)=28, space=29, wieder(6)=35, space=36, fallen(6)=42, space=43, –(1)=44, space=45, Witz(4)=49. So 49 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 characters. Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Regenschirm öffnet und den Regen für immer stoppt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Regenschirm öffnet und den Regen für immer stoppt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline,