We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke object. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must include that scene. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke inside the prompt. We need to ensure the JSON format exactly as given, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer exploded." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or his beard can cause gravity to reverse. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once stared at a calendar and the month of February refused to end, so he simply deleted it." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel; the snowflake surrendered and became a snowman." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply looking at it." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch; the cat taught him humility." Not typical. We need something classic: maybe about his beard being so strong it can lift a car. Or his beard can cause earthquakes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once shaved with a razor made of ice; the ice didn't melt because it was too scared of his beard." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to count the number of hairs on his beard; the universe ran out of numbers." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity; the computer simply turned into a black hole and swallowed the entire internet." That's a bit. But we need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris humor: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do push-ups; the snowman immediately turned into a snowstorm and buried the entire city." That's okay. But we need to embed specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris riding a snowstorm on a horse made of ice while his beard creates a tornado". Something like that. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to measure the length of his own beard with a ruler; the ruler instantly turned into a paper airplane and flew to the moon." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance; the cactus grew legs and started a conga line across the desert." That's okay. But we need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's finalize: "Chuck Norris once tried to count the number of hairs on his beard; the universe ran out of numbers and started using emojis." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a mirror to laugh; the mirror shattered from the sheer force of his humor." That's good. But we need a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris standing in front of a shattered mirror, his beard glowing, with a storm of glass shards swirling around." That could be the scene. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a mirror to laugh; the mirror shattered from the sheer force of his humor, and the pieces formed a new constellation shaped like his iconic moustache." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Spiegel, der vor Lachen zersprang". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, zerbricht sogar der Spiegel". That's 49 chars. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then specific scene from the joke. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed "the mirror shattered and the pieces formed a new constellation shaped like his iconic moustache" as the specific scene. So the prompt could be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in front of a shattered mirror where the glass pieces form a constellation shaped like his iconic moustache. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der zerbrochene Spiegel – lustiger Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der zerbrochene Spiegel – lustiger Witz". That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18e19r20 (space21)z22e23r24b25r26o27c28h29e30n31e32 (space33)S34p35i36e37g38l39e40l41 (space42)–43 (space44)l45u46s47t48i49g50e51r52 (space53)W54i55t56z57. That's 57 characters, okay under 60. Meta_description: