We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. Must ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no extra text. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's strongest gym." Something like that. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full joke sentence(s). Provide headline short. Provide meme_caption short. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta_title and meta_description SEO-friendly. Check length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in eine Sauna verwandeln, und das Ergebnis ist ein Eiswürfel, der nie schmilzt." But need to be unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a snowball fight and won, causing winter to end early." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris stellte einen Schneemann heraus und besiegte ihn mit einem einzigen Nieser, sodass der Frühling sofort eintrat." But must be funny and typical. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, und jeder, der ihn sieht, bekommt sofort einen Sixpack." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, und jeder, der ihn sieht, bekommt sofort einen Sixpack." That's maybe okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick ausgeführt, der so stark war, dass er einen neuen Kontinent aus dem Meer hob – und dieser Kontinent ist jetzt die Heimat von nur ihm selbst." But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps, and the coffee is so strong it powers the internet." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brauen, dass er damit einen Traktor mit einer Hand starten kann – und der Traktor fährt dann nur rückwärts, weil er zu beeindruckt ist." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brauen, dass er damit einen Traktor mit einer Hand starten kann – und der Traktor fährt dann nur rückwärts, weil er zu beeindruckt ist." Check length: It's okay. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der unstoppbare Kaffeekick von Chuck Norris". Count characters: Let's count: "Der unstoppbare Kaffeekick von Chuck Norris" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 s7 t8 o9 p10 p11 a12 r13 b14 a15 r16 e17 space18 K19 a20 f21 f22 e23 e24 k25 i26 c27 k28 space29 v30 o31 n32 space33 C34 h35 u36 c37 k38 space39 N40 o41 r42 r43 i44 s45. That's 45 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, wird selbst der Traktor nervös." Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, wird selbst der Traktor nervös." That's about 53 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a steaming cup of coffee that powers a vintage tractor in reverse". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a steaming cup of coffee that powers a vintage tractor moving backwards, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaffee Power – Einzigartiger Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaffee Power – Einzigartiger Witz". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 f16 f17 e18 e19 space20 P21 o22 w23 e24 r25 space26 –27 space28 E29 i30 n31 s32 i33 g34 a35 r36 t37 i38 g39 e40 r41 space42 W43 i44 t45 z46. That's 46 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über seinen Kaffee, der Traktoren antreibt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über seinen Kaffee, der Traktoren antreibt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 space9 d10 e11 n12 space13 l14 e15 g16 e17 n18 d1