We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear is still hiding." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also known. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Or his ability to make a computer think it's a toaster. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a VCR to rewind itself just by looking at it." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by breathing on it." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by breathing on it." That's a full joke? Might need a punchline: maybe "Now every time it tries to toast bread, it crashes." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking, and the whole world follows his lead." That's a bit long. But we need a joke text, maybe a short sentence with punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by folding reality like a piece of paper." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by breathing on it." That's a single sentence, but maybe not a full joke. Could add: "Now every time it tries to toast bread, it just reboots." That adds punch. So full joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by breathing on it, and now every time it tries to toast bread it just reboots." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer zu Toaster werden". That's German, but headline can be English? Not specified language; but likely German. Keep within 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars, also German. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is breathing onto a glowing computer that transforms into a retro toaster, with sparks flying, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "breathing onto a glowing computer that transforms into a retro toaster". So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Toaster Trick – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Toaster Trick – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Toaster(7)=20, space=21, Trick(5)=26, space=27, – (dash) maybe 1=28, space=29, Lustiger(8)=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42. So 42 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Computer, der durch sein Atmen zum Toaster wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Computer, der durch sein Atmen zum Toaster wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 124 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Fields: joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft values. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur durch Atmen dazu bringen, dass er glaubt, ein Toaster zu sein, und jetzt rebootet er jedes Mal, wenn er Brot toasten will." But need to be a joke, maybe more punchline: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur durch Atmen dazu bringen, dass er glaubt, ein Toaster zu sein, und jetzt rebootet er jedes Mal, wenn er Brot toasten will." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur durch Atmen dazu bringen, dass er glaubt, ein Toaster zu sein – und jetzt rebootet er jedes Mal, wenn er Brot toasten will." That's fine. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer zum Toaster werden". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer zum Toaster werden" length: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+lässt(4)=17+space=18+Computer(8)=26+space=27+zum(3)=30+space=31+Toaster(7)=38+space=39+werden(6)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Computer plötzlich Toasten will und abstürzt." Count: "Wenn der Computer plötzlich Toasten will und abstürzt." That's about 49 chars, okay. Image prompt: need to describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in