We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. We need to produce a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All in JSON format, no markdown. We must ensure fields are within length limits. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's a bit long but okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past, allowing him to high-five his younger self." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen Zeitloop erzeugt, in dem er sich selbst die Hand gibt, während er gleichzeitig das Universum neu ordnet." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. That seems okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's 44 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erfindet er das Lächeln neu". That's 48 chars. Image prompt: English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris kicks a glowing portal that shows his younger self giving a high-five". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a powerful roundhouse kick that opens a glowing time portal showing his younger self giving a high-five, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit – epischer Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der Zeitreisen und High-Fives kombiniert – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 106 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit mit einem einzigen Tritt" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 bricht(6) space3 die(3) space4 Zeit(4) space5 mit(3) space6 einem(4) space7 einzigen(8) space8 Tritt(5) = total characters including spaces? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 b14 r15 i16 c17 h18 t19 space20 d21 i22 e23 space24 Z25 e26 i27 t28 space29 m30 i31 t32 space33 e34 i35 n36 e37 m38 a39 l40 space41 e42 i43 n44 e45 n46 space47 T48 r49 i50 t51 t52. So 52 characters, under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erfindet er das Lächeln neu". Count: Wenn(4) space5 Chuck(11) space12 Norris(18) space19 lacht,(25) space26 erfindet(34) space35 das(38) space39 Lächeln(47) space48 neu(51). Actually need to count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erfindet er das Lächeln neu". Let's count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 l19 a20 c21 h22 t23 ,24 space25 e26 r27 f28 i29 n30 d31 e32 t33 space34 e35 r36 space37 d38 a39 s40 space41 L42 ä43 c44 h45 e46 n47 space48 n49 e50 u51. So 51 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris bricht die Zeit – epischer Witz". Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 bricht(19) space20 die(23) space24 Zeit(28) space25 – (maybe dash counts as char) space26 epischer(34) space35 Witz(39). So about 39 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der Zeitreisen und High-Fives kombiniert – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count roughly: Entdecke(8) space9 den(12) space13 legendären(23) space24 Chuck(29) space30 Norris(36) space37 Witz,(43) space44 der(47) space48 Zeitreisen(57) space58 und(61) space6