We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text, headline is short headline max 80 chars, meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars, image_prompt is English prompt for image generation, meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars, meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, he determines the date by the position of the sun relative to his beard." That's unique. Or: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat fetched the universe instead." That's maybe too weird. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked him for directions." That's a known style but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a Wi‑Fi signal; he simply stares at the router until it gives him the password." That's okay. But we need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about his beard. "Chuck Norris once shaved his beard, and the razor filed a complaint for assault." That's funny. But must be unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café, and the barista served him a cup of yesterday's espresso that still tasted like tomorrow." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a password; he simply glares at the login screen until the system remembers who he is." Ok. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris fact style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a camouflaged chameleon; the chameleon surrendered and asked for a job." Ok. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer responded with a roundhouse kick that made the number 0 disappear." But that might be too long. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a self‑checkout lane at the grocery store; the scanner exploded because it couldn't handle his barcode." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick something about his legendary status: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror; he knows his own reflection is already terrified." Ok. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, and the delivery guy ended up delivering a whole dairy farm instead." That's funny. But maybe too long. Let's keep it short: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, and the delivery guy ended up delivering a whole dairy farm instead." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris und die überlieferte Pizza-Lieferung". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Pizza bestellt, wird die Milch farm." That's okay. Image prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a pizza box that turns into a dairy farm". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a pizza box that transforms into a sprawling dairy farm, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Pizza Bestellung – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris versucht eine Pizza zu bestellen – die Lieferung wird zur Milchfarm. Ein klassischer, humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris und die überlieferte Pizza-Lieferung" length? Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18i19e20 (space21)ü22b23e24l25i26f27e28r29t30e31 (space32)P33i34z35z36a37-38L39i40e41f42e43r44u45n46g47. That's 47 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Pizza bestellt, wird die Milchfarm zur Lieferung." Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Pizza bestellt, wird die Milchfarm zur Lieferung." That's maybe 58 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English prompt. Let's craft as described. " A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a pizza box that transforms into a sprawling dairy farm, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Pizza Bestellung – Witz" length? Count: C1h2u