We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the internet for a second, etc. Must be unique. We need to ensure no repeats. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath." That might be unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coin toss into a national security protocol." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a coffee break." That's unique. But need to be concise and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a herd of wild mustangs to perform synchronized swimming." That's too long. We need a short joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert by simply blinking." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can turn a single roundhouse kick into a full‑blown tornado that only affects his enemies' hair." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Tornado erzeugen, der nur die Haare seiner Feinde durcheinanderwirbelt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Tornado-Haar-Friseur". That's short. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Wetterbericht macht". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is kicking a swirling tornado that lifts only the hair of his enemies. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "He is kicking a swirling tornado that lifts only the hair of his enemies." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Haare im Tornado wirbeln". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt einen Tornado, der nur die Haare seiner Feinde durcheinanderwirbelt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Superheld-Moment." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt einen Tornado, der nur die Haare seiner Feinde durcheinanderwirbelt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Superheld-Moment." That's about 140 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Der Tornado-Haar-Friseur" length: 20 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Wetterbericht macht" length: 38, okay. - image_prompt: must be English, include scene. Provide as one string. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Haare im Tornado wirbeln" length: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Haare im Tornado wirbeln" = 38 characters (including spaces). Good. - meta_description max 160 chars: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt einen Tornado, der nur die Haare seiner Feinde durcheinanderwirbelt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Superheld-Moment." Count characters including spaces: Let's count manually: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15z16e17g18t19 (space20)m21i22t23 (space24)e25i26n27e28n29 (space30)R31u32n33d34t35r36i37t38 (space39)e40i41n42e43n44 (space45)T46o47r48n49a50d51o52,53 (space54)d55e56r57 (space58)n59u60r61 (space62)d63i64e65 (space66)H67a68r69e70 (space71)s72e73i74n75e76r77 (space78)F79e80n81d82e83n84 (space85)d86u87r88c89h90e91i92n93a94e95i96n97w98i99r100b101e102l103t104 –105 (space106)e107i108n109 (space110)k111l112a113s114s115i116s117c118h119e120n121,122 (space123)h124u125m126o127r128v129o130l131l132e133r134e135r136 (space137)S138u139p140e141r1