We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to create a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title (max 60 chars) and meta description (max 160 chars). All fields must be included. We must ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text. No markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Let's think of a unique one. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence maybe multiple sentences but must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then he names it after his favorite coffee brand." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then he names it after his favorite coffee brand." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Continent-Expansions-Witz". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kontinent tritt, wird Kaffee zum neuen Landeshymnus". That's within 80. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is performing a massive roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new continent emerging from the ground, with coffee cup motifs floating around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to keep within typical length but okay. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Kicks – Witz". That's 49 chars maybe. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Kontinent und Kaffee-inspirierte Namen hervorbringt. Ein echter Klassiker!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Kontinent und Kaffee-inspirierte Namen hervorbringt. Ein echter Klassiker!" That's about 130-140 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra fields. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Continent-Expansions-Witz". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 o20 u21 s22 e23 -24 C25 o26 n27 t28 i29 n30 e31 n32 t33 -34 E35 x36 p37 a38 n39 s40 i41 o42 n43 s44 -45 W46 i47 t48 z49. That's 49 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kontinent tritt, wird Kaffee zum neuen Landeshymnus". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 e15 i16 n17 space18 K19 o20 n21 t22 i23 n24 e25 n26 t27 space28 t29 r30 i31 t32 t33 ,34 space35 w36 i37 r38 d39 space40 K41 a42 f43 f44 e45 space46 z47 u48 m49 space50 n51 e52 u53 e54 n55 space56 L57 a58 n59 d60 e61 s62 h63 y64 m65 n66 u67 s68. That's 68 characters, okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, include specifics. Provide as a string. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Kicks – Witz". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 a19 f20 t21 space22 K23 o24 n25 t26 i27 n28 e29 n30 t31 space32 m33 i34 t35 space36 K37 i38 c39 k40 s41 space42 –43 space44 W45 i46 t47 z48. That's 48 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Kontinent und Kaffee-inspirierte Namen hervorbringt. Ein echter Klassiker!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Kontinent und Kaffee-inspirierte Namen hervorbringt. Ein echter Klassiker!" Count: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 space9 d10 e11 n12 space13 l