We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique joke. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er Angst hat, dass seine eigenen Sätze zu schnell verbreitet werden." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's think of a unique one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann vor Angst schmolz, weil er wusste, dass er nicht schmelzen dürfte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die entire Internet-Archiv-Datenbank neu ordnen, weil er die Sortieralgorithmen persönlich überzeugt hat, dass sie ihm gehorchen." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance." Let's craft something about his beard or his age. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, weil er den Ofen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt geöffnet hat." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit zurückdrehen, weil selbst die Uhr Angst hat, ihn zu überholen." That's classic. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebrochen, weil er ihn für einen schwachen Versuch hielt, seine eigene Legende zu übertreffen." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke_text that is a full sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst die Sterne Angst haben, seine Aufmerksamkeit zu verlieren." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Niesen-Chuck". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, bricht das Universum zusammen". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is blowing a massive gust of wind that shatters a glass globe of the universe". Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris blowing a massive gust that shatters a glowing globe representing the universe". Must be within prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Niesen: Universum zum Schweigen". That's 44 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris Niesen: Universum zum Schweigen" length: count characters including spaces: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Niesen:(6 inc colon?) Actually "Niesen:" is 6 inc colon? N i e s e n : =6, so total 19, space=20, Universum(9)=29, space=30, zum(3)=33, space=34, Schweigen(8)=42. So 42 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Niesen, der das Universum zum Schweigen bringt. Humorvoll, einzigartig und meme‑tauglich." Let's count approx: It's under 160. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Unique: Not a known joke. Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure each field is a string, no extra fields. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst die Sterne Angst haben, seine Aufmerksamkeit zu verlieren." headline: "Der unbezwingbare Niesen-Chuck" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, bricht das Universum zusammen" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blowing a massive gust that shatters a glowing globe representing the universe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Niesen: Universum zum Schweigen" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Niesen, der das Universum zum Schweigen bringt. Humorvoll, einzigartig und meme‑tauglich." Check lengths: headline length: "Der unbezwingbare Niesen-Chuck" = 27 characters, okay. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, bricht das Universum zusammen" count: let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, niesen(6)=24, space=25, muss,(5 inc comma?) Actually "muss," is 5 inc comma, so 30, space=31, bricht(6)=37, space=38, das(3)=41, space=42, Universum(9)=51, space=52, zusammen(8)=60. So 60 characters, within 80. meta_title length: we counted ~42, okay. meta_description length: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Niesen, der das Universum zum