We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The fields: joke_text is the full joke text, headline is short headline max 80 chars, meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars, image_prompt is English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke, meta_title SEO title max 60 chars, meta_description SEO description max 160 chars. We must avoid repeating existing jokes, be creative, unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must not be vulgar, political, etc. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang, but the boomerang surrendered." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator committed suicide." That's typical. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about his own beard, but the paper filed a restraining order." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do a roundhouse kick, but the cat filed a complaint for animal cruelty." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of a whisper from 10 miles away, but he still can't hear his own ego." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to shave his own reflection, but the mirror filed a police report for assault." That's funny. But need to be unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single roundhouse kick, but he refuses to do it because he knows love is a mortal concept." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a roundhouse kick, but the snowflake melted from the pressure." That's unique. But must be in German. So the joke_text should be German. Let's write: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Schneeflocken einen Rundtritt beizringen, doch die Schneeflocke schmilzt vor Druck." But need to be more comedic: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Schneeflocken einen Rundtritt beizringen, doch die Schneeflocke schmilzt vor Druck – und dann beschwert sie sich beim Wetteramt." Let's craft a full joke: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Schneeflocken einen Rundtritt beizringen, doch die Schneeflocke schmilzt vor Druck – und dann beschwert sie sich beim Wetteramt, weil sie nicht Teil eines Kung-Fu-Kurses sein will." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke: Der ultimative Kampf". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst vor Chuck Norris haben". That's okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris attempts a roundhouse kick on a melting snowflake hovering in mid-air". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is about to deliver a roundhouse kick to a translucent, melting snowflake hovering in mid-air, with icy vapor swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Klassischer Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Klassischer Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Schneeflocke(10)=27, space=28, –(1?) actually dash maybe 1 char, space? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Witz des Tages". Count: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Witz des Tages" length approx: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+vs.(3)=16+space=17+Schneeflocke(10)=27+space=28+–(1)=29+space=30+Witz(4)=34+space=35+des(3)=38+space=39+Tages(5)=44. So 44 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die einen Rundtritt versucht – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die einen Rundtritt versucht – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: German joke text. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt. - meta_title: max 60 chars. - meta_description: max 160 chars. All must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versucht, eine Schneeflocke einen Rundtritt beizringen, doch die Schneeflocke schmilzt vor Druck – und beschwert sich anschließend beim Wetteramt, weil sie nicht Teil eines Kung-Fu