We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a laser beam." We need to be unique. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique, avoid typical standard jokes. So avoid dividing by zero, roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's create something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by blinking." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by tapping it." That's okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself by giving it a stare." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's classic but maybe not unique? It's common but okay. We need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by blinking." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's short and funny. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should be the full joke sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake thanks him for the warm welcome." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake apologizes for being cold." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake writes him a thank‑you note." That's humorous. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the snowflake writes him a thank‑you note." That's unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Schmelzender Schneeflocke dank Chuck Norris". Count characters: Let's count: "Schmelzender Schneeflocke dank Chuck Norris" length? Count characters including spaces: S(1) c2 h3 m4 e5 l6 z7 e8 n9 d10 e11 r12 space13 S14 n15 e16 i17 f18 l19 o20 c21 k22 e23 space24 d25 a26 n27 k28 space29 C30 h31 u32 c33 k34 space35 N36 o37 r38 r39 i40 s41. That's 41 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken dank Chuck Norris schwitzen!" Count: Let's count: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken dank Chuck Norris schwitzen!" characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 s6 e7 l8 b8? Actually let's just approximate it's under 80. It's fine. Image prompt: Must be English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke] Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at a melting snowflake that writes a thank-you note". But we need to embed that into the prompt. The prompt should describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at a melting snowflake that writes a thank-you note". So the full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a melting snowflake that writes a thank-you note. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke schmelzen – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke schmelzen – Witz". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 e24 f25 l26 o27 c28 k29 e30 space31 s32 c33 h34 m35 e36 l37 z38 e39 n40 space41 –42 space43 W44 i45 t46 z47. That's 47 characters, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über eine schmelzende Schneeflocke,