We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they wrote: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to embed that placeholder? Probably we need to replace with specific scene description. They said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. So we can write something like "Chuck Norris is single-handedly lifting a mountain while balancing a coffee cup on his head". But must be in English. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve the halting problem by just staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Let's think. Unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for a single coffee break." That's a bit long. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become a quantum computer by whispering '0101'." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously juggling three planets." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new color in the visible spectrum." That's unique. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rund kick so stark ausführen, dass er eine neue Farbe im sichtbaren Spektrum erschafft – und jedes Mal, wenn er das tut, wird das Universum um einen Pixel größer." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Farbe mit einem Kick". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Universum bunter". That's 48 chars. Image_prompt: English description. Must include scene: "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a new color in the visible spectrum, causing the universe to expand by one pixel". Must be in English, include the placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with specific scene. So we need to embed the scene description in English. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a new color in the visible spectrum, causing the universe to expand by one pixel. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. That's fine. Meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris neue Farbe kreieren - Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Rund kick eine neue Farbe im Universum erschafft – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei von Politik." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Farbe mit einem Kick". Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)n23e24u25e26 (space27)F28a29r30b31e32 (space33)m34i35t36 (space37)e38i39n40e41m42 (space43)K44i45c46k47. That's 47 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Universum bunter". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)k18i19c20k21t22, (space23)w24i25e26d27 (space28)d29a30s31 (space32)U33n34i35v36e37r38s39e40 (space41)b42u43n44d45e46r47 (space48)b49u50n51d52e53r54. That's 54 characters, okay. Meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris neue Farbe kreieren - Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)n14e15u16e17 (space18)F19a20r21b22e23 (space24)k25r26e27i28e29r30e31n32 (space33)-34 (space35)W36i37t38z3