We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide English image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." Not typical. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel; the snowflake surrendered and became a blizzard." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and still have enough strength to lift the entire Himalayas with one hand while sipping a cup of coffee." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube spontaneously turns into a golden trophy." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new language." That's similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about himself, but the paper spontaneously combusted from the sheer awesomeness." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a short joke. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank wall and make it confess its deepest secrets." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new element named Norium." That's unique. Ok: Joke: "Chuck Norris can split the atom with a single glance, creating a new element he names Norium, which instantly powers his beard." That's funny. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "He is holding a glowing atom splitting in his hand, with a tiny Norium crystal forming." So we can add that. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check lengths. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick ein Atom spalten und ein neues Element, Norium, erschaffen, das sofortbartig sein Bart mit unendlicher Energie versorgt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft das Element Norium". That's 27 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als ein Kernreaktor". That's 44 chars, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include the base description and specific scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a glowing atom splitting in his hand, creating a shimmering Norium crystal that powers his beard. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Norium – Legende im Atom-Split". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Norium – Legende im Atom-Split". That's 49 characters (including spaces). Good under 60. meta_description: need up to 160 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris spaltet ein Atom, erschafft das neue Element Norium und versorgt damit seinen legendären Bart mit unendlicher Energie – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Humor." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris spaltet ein Atom, erschafft das neue Element Norium und versorgt damit seinen legendären Bart mit unendlicher Energie – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Humor." That's maybe ~150. Let's count precisely: I'll count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris spaltet ein Atom, erschafft das neue Element Norium und versorgt damit seinen legendären Bart mit unendlicher Energie – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Humor." Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)s15p16a17l18t19e20l21t22 (space23)e24i25n26 (space27)A28t29o30m31,33 (space34)e35r36s37c38h39f40t41 (space42)d43a44s45 (space46)n47e48u49e50 (space51)E52l53e54m55e56n57t58 (space59)N60o61r62i63u64m65 (space66)u67n68d69 (space70)v71e72r73s74o75r76g77e78t79 (space80)m81i82t83 (space84