We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and specific scene from the joke. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by staring at it. Or Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without miracles. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it. Or Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while juggling. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon." That's a bit typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just because he feels like it." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by sheer willpower." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by blowing on it." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by reading its source code." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, because even ice respects his authority." That's a bit long. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself out of respect." That's also common. Let's think of a more original: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a weekend because he decided to extend his weekend." That's unique. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just because he feels like it." That's a good unique twist. Now we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The scene should be described in English, referencing the joke. For example: "Chuck Norris staring at a calendar, causing the date to jump forward, with the calendar pages fluttering dramatically." Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." So we need to fill that placeholder with the specific scene: maybe "staring at a calendar that instantly changes from Monday to Wednesday, the pages flipping rapidly". Must keep the rest of the prompt as given. So image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Staring intensely at a calendar that instantly skips from Monday to Wednesday, pages flipping rapidly. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Chef sagt: 'Mach die Deadline, egal was passiert!'" But must be max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Kalender springt, weil Chuck Norris es will." That's 38 chars. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: must be the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be in German. Provide the joke. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft joke_text: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringen lassen, weil er das Datum nach Belieben neu schreiben kann." That's a joke. But must be unique. Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringen lassen, weil er das Datum nach Belieben neu schreiben kann." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringen lassen, weil er das Datum nach Belieben neu schreiben kann." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. It's okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted. Let's draft: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender einfach einen Tag überspringen lassen, weil er das Datum nach Belieben neu schreiben kann.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen", "meme_caption": "Kalender springt, weil Chuck Norris es will.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with