We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format exactly, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching him gravity." That's not typical. Let's think of classic: "Chuck Norris can hear sign of silence." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. But need unique and not repeated. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a black hole." That's maybe too long. We need a short joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number." That's classic but maybe repeated. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a paperweight." That's typical. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style: He can do impossible things. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing pi to equal 3.14 exactly." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single roundhouse kick, forcing pi to equal exactly 3.14." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text field. It can be a sentence. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris definiert Physik neu". That's 27 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Pi plötzlich 3,14 wird". That's 23. Image prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that distorts the numeric constant pi on a chalkboard". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that distorts the numeric constant pi on a chalkboard. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris rundet Pi auf 3,14". That's 27 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der die Physik mit einem einzigen Tritt neu definiert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der die Physik mit einem einzigen Tritt neu definiert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris definiert Physik neu" length: 27 inc spaces, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Pi plötzlich 3,14 wird" length: 24, okay. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris rundet Pi auf 3,14" length: 27, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der die Physik mit einem einzigen Tritt neu definiert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." 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