We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Make sure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text, no markdown code fences. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the internet never crashes." But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking." Let's think. We need to be creative and surprising. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a portal to his secret stash of infinite beer." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a small city for a week, and the city is named after his favorite socks." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch off for everyone except his beard." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe where every character is a real person who bows to him." Might be too abstract. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by thinking about it, and the snowflake becomes a tiny flag of his personal kingdom." That is unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone where every clock runs backwards, and only his watch can read the correct time." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise enough for joke_text field. It can be a sentence or two. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that temporarily disables the internet, but only so he can stream his own epic movies on every device worldwide." That's maybe too modern. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a hurricane, and the hurricane forms the shape of his iconic beard." That's unique. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that creates a hurricane shaped exactly like his iconic beard, and the wind only blows in his honor." That's good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der legendäre Chuck Norris Sneeze-Hurricane". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris nur niesen will, wird die Welt zum Sturm". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is sneezing, and the sneeze forms a massive hurricane shaped like his iconic beard, swirling over a dramatic sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "Er erzeugt mit einem Niesen einen Hurrikan in Form seines Bartes". Let's incorporate that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Er erzeugt mit einem Niesen einen Hurrikan in Form seines Bartes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English? The instruction says "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung". So the whole prompt should be English, but we can include German phrase? Probably better to keep English but include the scene description in English. Let's translate: "He creates with a sneeze a hurricane shaped like his beard." So we can write: "He creates with a sneeze a hurricane shaped like his beard." That's English. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He creates with a sneeze a hurricane shaped like his beard. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Sneeze Creates Beard Hurricane - Funny Joke". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Sneeze Creates Beard Hurricane - Funny Joke". That's 53 maybe. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Niesen, der einen hurricaneartigen Sturm in Form seines Barts erzeugt. Lachen garantiert!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Niesen, der einen hurricaneartigen Sturm in Form seines Barts erzeugt. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. This is likely unique. Now produce JSON exactly as required, no markdown. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Hurrikan erzeugen, der exakt die Form seines ikonischen Barts annimmt und nur für ihn weht.", "headline": "Der legendäre Chuck Norris Sneeze-Hurricane", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris nur niesen will, wird die Welt zum Sturm", "image_prompt": "A hyper-real