We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no repeats, no cliches. Provide a unique joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a computer, and the computer immediately surrendered." That's also common. Need something more original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar now lives in fear of the 31st." That's a bit unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch; the cat now demands a medal for bravery." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to win a staring contest with a statue; the statue now blinks only when he looks away." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth; the device now refuses to give directions to anyone else." That's okay. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaktus zu zähmen; der Kaktus gibt jetzt nur noch Rätsel in Form von Stacheln aus." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Bleistift mit dem Mund zu schärfen; der Bleistift wurde daraufhin zum Scharfsten Scharfrichter der Welt." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Schneemann zu überreden, nicht zu schmelzen; der Schneemann weint jetzt nur noch aus Stolz." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter ändern; wenn er blinzelt, wird es plötzlich Sommer im Dezember." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, der unkäuflich war; nach drei Tagen wurde er zum ersten Menschen, der Kaugummi in den Weltraum brachte, um ihn dort zu kauen." That's too long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erfinden, der so gut ist, dass sogar die Gänse vor Lachen legen." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Hammer zu benutzen, um einen Nagel in die Wand zu schlagen, aber der Nagel hat sich entschieden, in den Himmel zu gehen, und der Hammer hat ihn verfolgt." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Schatten zu stoppen; der Schatten hat nun Angst, ihn zu verfolgen." Hmm. Maybe we can use a known format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis mit einem Lineal zeichnen." That's a classic. But we need unique twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, ein Einhorn zu überreden, ein Einhorn zu sein; das Einhorn hat jetzt nur noch ein Horn, das nur er sehen kann." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not similar to existing jokes. Probably okay. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Regenbogen zu fangen; er hat ihn in eine Tasse eingesperrt und jetzt regnet es nur noch, wenn er Durst hat." That's a bit funny. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Regenbogen zu fangen; er hat ihn in eine Tasse eingesperrt und jetzt regnet es nur noch, wenn er Durst hat." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der Regenbogen-Fang des Chuck Norris". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn selbst der Himmel gehorcht!" That's 27. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris has just locked a rainbow inside a glass jar while standing on a misty mountain peak, the jar glowing with colorful light." Something like that. The prompt must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: "holding a glowing glass jar that contains a captured rainbow, the rainbow swirling inside". So we can write: "holding a glowing glass jar that contains a captured rainbow, the rainbow swirling inside". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding a glowing glass jar that contains a captured rainbow, the rainbow swirling inside. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris fängt Regenbogen – Witz des Tages". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris fängt Regenbogen – Witz des Tages". That's 44 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über den Kampf mit einem Regenbogen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über den Kampf mit einem Regenbogen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no markdown code block. Provide raw