We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc. The image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code fences. Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the moon rise. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe known. Need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That might be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the tears of his enemies as ink." That's unique. But need to be funny, classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving from the top of Mount Everest." That's maybe too long but okay. But need to be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes its own ecosystem, housing miniature dragons that write poetry." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bart so dicht züchten, dass er daraus ein eigenes Ökosystem erschafft, in dem Mini-Drachen Gedichte schreiben." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Bart-Ökosystem-Witz". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als ein Supercomputer". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe scene: maybe "the beard forming a glowing forest with tiny dragons writing poems". Must include that. Must end with "No text, no captions." Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, his beard transforms into a luminous forest where miniature dragons write poetry on floating scrolls, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-Ökosystem Witz – Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Bart-Ökosystem Witz – Klassiker". That's 44 characters approx, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Bart, der Mini-Drachen beherbergt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Bart, der Mini-Drachen beherbergt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Bart-Ökosystem-Witz" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 B16 a17 r18 t19 -20 Ö21 k22 o23 s24 y25 s26 e27 t28 29 W30 i31 z32 t33. That's 33 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als ein Supercomputer" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 M19 a20 c21 h22 t23 space24 h25 a26 t26? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als ein Supercomputer". Let's count characters including spaces: W e n (3) space (4) d e r (7) space (8) B a r t (12) space (13) m e h r (17) space (18) M a c h t (23) space (24) h a t (27) space (28) space? Actually there is "hat" then space then "als". Let's write full string: "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als ein Supercomputer". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 M19 a20 c21 h22 t23 space24 h25 a26 t27 space28 a29 l30 s31 space32 space? Actually there is "als". Let's continue: "als" letters a33 l34 s35 space36 "ein" e37 i38 n39 space40 "Supercomputer" S41 u42 p43 e44 r45 c46 o47 m48 p49 u50 t51 e52 r53. So total about 53 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Bart-Ökosystem Witz – Klassiker" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s