We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a new joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris once ordered a pizza with no cheese, and the pizza delivered itself with extra cheese." Need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in another continent." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even printed." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine just by staring at it, and the wine is always his favorite vintage." That's okay. But we need to include a specific scene for image prompt. For example, the scene could be "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a mountain in half". Or "Chuck Norris holding a microphone and causing the crowd to spontaneously break into a dance". Let's pick something vivid. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself into a map of the world showing where he will next defeat gravity." That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube instantly becomes a perfect sphere." That's okay. But we need to start with Chuck Norris. So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet with one hand while simultaneously teaching a class on quantum physics." But that's not classic enough. Classic jokes often involve impossible feats like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Let's do something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new dimension where he is the ruler." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a single coffee bean into an entire coffee plantation just by breathing on it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, and the water forms a perfect espresso shot." Hmm. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the pages rearrange themselves to spell out the future of the internet." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise for JSON fields. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube instantly becomes a perfect sphere that orbits his head like a planet." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Impossible Cube Trick". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "When your cube becomes a planet". That's 27 chars. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris solving a Rubik's Cube that turns into a glowing sphere orbiting his head". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is solving a Rubik's Cube that instantly transforms into a glowing sphere orbiting his head like a planet. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within typical length but okay. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Solves Rubik's Cube - Epic Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Solves Rubik's Cube - Epic Meme" = 44? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Solves(6)=19, space=20, Rubik's(6)=26, space=27, Cube(4)=31, space=32, -(1)=33, space=34, Epic(4)=38, space=39, Meme(4)=43. So 43 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über das Lösen eines Rubik's Cubes, das zur schwebenden Kugel wird. Einzigartig, klassisch und meme-tauglich." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über das Lösen eines Rubik's Cubes, das zur schwebenden Kugel wird. Einzigartig, klassisch und meme-tauglich." Count: We'll approximate ~130. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be in German language for fields except image_prompt (English). headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description are German? The instructions say "Write in German". So headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description should be German. meta_title is SEO Title, can be German. meta_description German. image_prompt must be English. joke_text is German? The joke_text is the joke itself, must be in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So we start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's German. Good. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann ein Rubik's Cube mit einem einzigen Blick lösen, und das Puzzle verwandelt sich sofort