We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about his beard. Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris..." The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Example: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door and make it spin forever, just to prove he can." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a novel about his own legend while he drinks coffee with his beard." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' into a full-blown epic saga that makes Shakespeare jealous." That's okay. But must be unique and not typical. Let's craft something about his beard controlling gravity. Joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new continent every time he shaves, just to keep the Earth from getting bored." That's a bit absurd. But we need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new law of physics." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply blinking, because even weather fears his stare." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to speak fluent German just by flexing his biceps." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a cactus speak fluent German just by flexing his biceps, and the cactus then writes a bestseller about his workout routine." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus fluent auf Deutsch sprechen lassen, indem er nur seine Bizeps anspannt – und der Kaktus schreibt daraufhin ein Bestseller‑Buch über sein Trainingsprogramm." That's okay. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Deutsch sprechen". That's 33 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Grammatik kann als du". That's 38 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is flexing his biceps next to a cactus that is holding a German newspaper, while the cactus speaks. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to embed the specific scene: "flexing his biceps next to a cactus that is speaking German". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is flexing his biceps while a cactus stands beside him, speaking German, with a German newspaper in its spines. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Deutsch sprechen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Deutsch sprechen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaktus(6)=25, space=26, Deutsch(7)=33, space=34, sprechen(8)=42, space=43, –(1)=44, space=45, Witz(4)=49. So 49 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen sprechenden Kaktus, der durch Bizeps‑Power Deutsch spricht – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen sprechenden Kaktus, der durch Bizeps‑Power Deutsch spricht – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted properly, no trailing commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus fluent auf Deutsch sprechen lassen, indem er nur seine Bizeps anspannt – und der Kaktus schreibt daraufhin ein Bestseller‑Buch über sein Trainingsprogramm.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Deutsch sprechen", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Grammatik kann als du", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is flexing his biceps while a cactus stands beside him, speaking German, with a German newspaper in its spines. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Deutsch sprechen – Witz", "meta_description": "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über