We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe we can make a new twist: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That might be similar to known jokes but we need unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon using only his beard." That might be too techy but okay. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars. Provide meme caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke, with specifics. Provide meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Schneesturm im Sahara erzeugen, nur um seinem Bart ein bisschen Kühlung zu geben." But must be funny and typical. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Erde in eine andere Zeitzone versetzen." That's known? Not exactly. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein leeres Nichts malen." That might be okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a full joke. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht, und er nennt ihn 'Norrisland'." That's a bit longer but okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". That's under 80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". Under 80 chars. Image prompt: need English description of specific scene from the joke. So describe: "Chuck Norris, muscular, red-brown hair, thick reddish beard, wearing a black sleeveless vest, standing on a barren desert, chewing gum, and from the bubble a new continent rises, with mountains and oceans forming, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene in place of [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we can write something like: "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubble gum, and from the expanding bubble a new continent emerges, with mountains and oceans forming, while he stands in a desert." Then add the rest. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews bright pink bubble gum, and from the expanding bubble a new continent rises with mountains and oceans, while he stands in a barren desert. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". That's 44 chars maybe. Must be <=60. Meta description: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Kaugummi-Kauen einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Kaugummi-Kauen einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, too long. Need <=160 characters, that's fine. Actually it's under 160. Let's count: maybe it's around 130. It's okay. But we need to ensure meta description <=160 characters. Let's craft a concise one: "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi und erschafft dabei einen ganzen Kontinent – ein witziger Klassiker für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi und erschafft dabei einen ganzen Kontinent – ein witziger Klassiker für Memes und Lacher." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Provide no markdown code blocks. So just plain JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Provide exactly those keys. Now craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht, den er ‚Norrisland‘ nennt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft beim Kaugummi-Kauen einen neuen Kontinent", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews bright pink bubble gum, and from the expanding bubble a new continent rises with mountains and oceans, while he stands in a barren desert. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen", "meta_description": "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi und