We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's think. We need to produce a joke text that is a full joke, not just a one-liner? It can be a short joke. Must be unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes closed and still hit a target 10 kilometers away." But that's similar to existing jokes about sneezing. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself while he's still asleep." That might be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi router into a black hole that absorbs all internet traffic just by staring at it." That's unique. But must be in German. So the joke_text should be German. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er die Zeit um 5 Minuten zurückspult, während er den Löffel schwenkt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und das Universum in 0,001 Sekunden neu ordnet." That's somewhat unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign of silence." Or "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." We need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink, and the book will automatically sell itself." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also creates a new language that only he can speak." That's unique. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen zum Schweigen bringen, sodass er nie wieder einen anderen sieht." But that's not very funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, ohne dass er jemals wieder klebrig wird – das Universum hat Angst, ihn zu berühren." Hmm. We need a clear joke that is funny and classic. Let's think of a typical Chuck Norris joke structure: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd superhuman ability]." So we can create something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball werfen, der nicht schmilzt, sondern stattdessen die globale Erwärmung umkehrt." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes about climate. Might be okay. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt einstellen, dass er Eiswürfel aus reiner Zeit erschafft, die er dann in seinem Bart aufbewahrt." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingt, der nicht nur Nägel, sondern auch die Gesetze der Physik einschlägt." Ok, let's decide on a final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingt, der nicht nur Nägel, sondern auch die Gesetze der Physik einschlägt." But that's a bit awkward grammar. Let's refine: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingt, der nicht nur Nägel, sondern auch die Gesetze der Physik einschlägt." Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Hammerstoß die Schwerkraft so stark umkehren, dass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, ohne zu schweben." But that's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schlagen, sodass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden rückwärts läuft und alles schweben kann." But we need to keep it concise. Let's craft a short, punchy joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schlagen, sodass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden rückwärts läuft und alles schweben kann." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, der nie klebt, weil er die Klebekraft der Welt neutralisiert." Ok. Maybe we can use a classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd ability]." Let's pick "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time." In German: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitdimension erschaffen, in der er immer gewinnt." That's unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitdimension erschaffen, in der er immer gewinnt." That's a joke. Now we need to fill the JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German. Should be exactly that sentence? Possibly we can add a bit more context: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitdimension erschaffen, in der er immer gewinnt." That's the joke. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der Zeitdimension-Hammer von Chuck Norris". That's within 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Zeit knackt – und gewinnt!" That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include the specific scene from the joke. The joke is about a roundhouse kick creating a new time dimension where he always wins. So the scene could be "Chuck Norris führt einen Rundtritt aus, der eine leuchtende Zeitspirale erzeugt, während er triumphierend lächelt". So the image prompt should incorporate that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time spiral, triumphant