We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to embed the scene in image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is single-handedly lifting a mountain to rescue a kitten". Or "Chuck Norris is teaching a class of kindergarten kids to do push-ups using only his stare". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate electricity that powers an entire city for a year." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his thoughts while blindfolded, and the cube spontaneously turns into a gold trophy." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing summer to arrive early." Not sure. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, world!' program into a virus that rewrites the laws of physics." That's too techy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the stratosphere and land perfectly on the moon." That's whimsical. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud, and the horse lands on the other side of the universe." That's similar to known jokes. We need unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, causing a heatwave in Antarctica." That's unique. But we need to embed a specific scene in image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is standing on a frozen lake, holding a snowball that never melts, while the sun rises behind him." Or "Chuck Norris is riding a polar bear across the Arctic, leaving footprints that turn into blooming flowers." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm and instantly turn into a steaming cup of coffee, causing a barista to quit in awe." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm and instantly turn into a steaming cup of coffee, causing a barista to quit in awe." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken Kaffee kochen". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Schneeflocken Kaffee werden". That's 27 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a frozen lake holding a snowflake that transforms into a steaming cup of coffee, with a barista looking shocked in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, icy background. No text, no captions." We need to keep within description but it's okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Kaffee Witz - Lustig". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Kaffee Witz - Lustig" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneeflocken(12)=25, space=26, Kaffee(6)=32, space=33, Witz(4)=37, space=38, - (1)=39, space=40, Lustig(6)=46. So 46 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken und Kaffee – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken und Kaffee – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 chars, okay. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke auf seiner Hand halten, und sie verwandelt sich sofort in einen dampfenden Kaffee, sodass selbst der Starbucks-Barista den Job kündigt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken Kaffee kochen" meme_caption: "Schneeflocke wird Kaffee – Barista ist perplex" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a frozen lake holding a snowflake that transforms into a steaming cup of coffee, with a shocked barista in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, icy background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Schneeflocken Kaffee Witz - Lustig" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schmelzende Schneeflocken und Kaffee – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken Kaffee kochen" count: Chuck(