We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt should be English description. Must avoid repetition, be unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but might be repeated. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also common. Need something unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a meteor, and the meteor surrendered. Or "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock just by looking at it." Might be similar. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now every day ends at 5 PM." That might be unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites history." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity; the computer gave up and started counting backwards." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch; the cat fetched a roundhouse kick and brought it back with a perfect landing." That's funny. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a ninja; the ninja hid, but Chuck Norris found him because the ninja couldn't hide from a roundhouse kick that bends time." That's a bit long. We need to keep joke_text concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and still win a staring contest against a statue." That's okay. But need unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh by just looking at it." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups; the snowflake melted from the effort." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: hyperbole, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to do yoga; the rock achieved enlightenment and became a mountain of peace." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity; the computer gave up and started counting backwards, causing time to loop." That's unique. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe politely apologizes for the inconvenience." That's a known meme but maybe not unique. But we can twist: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the calculator bows in respect." That might be okay. But need uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick; the pigeon learned to fly faster than light to avoid the kick." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week just by brewing it." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can brew a coffee so strong that the steam writes its own epic saga." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can brew a coffee so potent that the caffeine molecules salute before they start working." That's unique. But we need a joke that is typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration about his strength, abilities, etc. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain thanks him for the workout." That's classic but maybe not unique. Could be okay if we phrase uniquely: "Chuck Norris once bench‑pressed a mountain so effortlessly that the mountain asked for a spotter." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once bench‑pressed a mountain so effortlessly that the mountain asked for a spotter." That's funny, unique. Now we need headline: max 80 characters, short. Something like: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge im Schlaf". That's German, 27 characters maybe. Meme caption: max 80 characters, image caption. Something like: "Wenn Berge mehr als nur Steine sind". That's 30 characters. Image_prompt: English description: Must describe specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris bench‑pressing a massive mountain, the mountain looking up and asking for a spotter. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris bench‑pressing a massive mountain while the mountain looks up and asks for a spotter". So the prompt becomes: "... Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris bench‑pressing a massive mountain while the mountain looks up and asks for a spotter. Photorealistic action movie poster..." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge – Ein Klassiker". That's 38 characters. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über das Bench‑Pressen einer ganzen Berge – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über das Bench‑Pressen einer ganzen Berge – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters,