We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Provide fields. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger by just blinking." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him humility." That's not typical. We need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, often referencing his beard, his roundhouse kicks, his ability to do impossible things. Unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe too common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups; now every winter flake is a personal trainer." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself just by staring at it, and the coffee is so strong it can power a small city." That's maybe okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can shave itself without a razor." That's maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick; now every pigeon in the city delivers mail with a perfect kick." That's unique. But need to be in German. Let's craft a German joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt." That's maybe okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites history, so the dinosaurs never went extinct." That's maybe okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kühlschrank zu öffnen, ohne ihn zu beschädigen; er hat den Kühlschrank einfach in die Vergangenheit geschickt, damit er nie erfror." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen Baum zum Schweigen bringt – und der Baum fängt an, Gedichte zu schreiben." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen Baum zum Schweigen bringt – und der Baum fängt an, Gedichte zu schreiben." That's a joke. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text (the joke itself). Should be in German, start with Chuck Norris. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include specific scene from the joke. For our joke about hammer and tree, maybe "Chuck Norris swings a hammer at a tree, causing it to write poetry". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris swings a hammer at a tree that is sprouting a scroll of poetry, the tree's bark forming verses. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen Baum zum Schweigen bringt – und der Baum fängt an, Gedichte zu schreiben." That's about 100 characters? Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen Baum zum Schweigen bringt – und der Baum fängt an, Gedichte zu schreiben." That's okay. headline: maybe "Der dichte Baum, der Gedichte schreibt". That's 27 characters, okay. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Baum mehr Reime hat als du". That's 33 characters. image_prompt: need to embed specific scene: "Chuck Norris swings a hammer at a tree that is sprouting a scroll of poetry, the tree's bark forming verses". Let's craft full prompt. meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Baum Gedichte schreiben – Witz". That's maybe 45 characters. meta_description: maybe "Chuck Norris' Hammer schlägt so stark, dass ein Baum plötzlich Gedichte schreibt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz." That's maybe 130 characters. Now ensure each field respects max lengths. Check headline max 80 characters: "Der dichte Baum, der Gedichte schreibt" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 d5 i6 c7 h8 t9 e10 space11 B12 a13 u14 m15 ,16 space17 d18 e19 r20 space21 G22 e23 r24 e25 i26 m27 ä28 ß29 e30 space31 s32 c33 h34 r35 e36 i37 b38 t39. That's 39 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Baum mehr Reime hat als du" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 u11 m12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 R19 e20 i2