We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. We need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by simply blinking." That's similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round of applause happen in an empty room." Not typical. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, and a twist with "can" or "could". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page on 'Chuck Norris' in a single second and still have time to write a better one." That's meta but maybe okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris can..." Good. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's a math joke. But maybe too similar to existing. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." Not typical. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a worldwide phenomenon just by whispering it." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's unique. But need to be classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's okay. But we need to embed it in a joke_text field as full joke text. So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking, and the world still wonders why winter never ends." But maybe too long. Let's produce a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's short. But is it funny? Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need headline: up to 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick". That's 20 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, dich zu berühren". That's 45 chars. Image prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "blinking causing a snowflake to rise upward". So we need to embed that. The prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is blinking and a snowflake lifts upward around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes specifics. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen". That's 44 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinzeln eine Schneeflocke nach oben bringen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." Count characters: let's count approx: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinzeln eine Schneeflocke nach oben bringen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without code fences. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 S14 c15 h16 n e17 f18 l19 o20 k21 e22 n23 space24 T25 r26 i27 c28 k29. That's 29 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, dich zu berühren" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 space9 s8? Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's okay. Image prompt must be English and include specifics. Provide as a single string. Meta title max 60 chars. "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 space19 S20 c21 h22 n23 e24 f25 l26 o27 k28 e29 n30 space31 n32 a33 c34 h35 space36 o37 b38 e39 n40 space41 f42 l43