We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German but SEO title/description can be English? Probably German as well. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem Fingerzeig zum Schweigen bringt." But need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 5 Grad senkte, nur indem er ihn zuschlug." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag einen Tornado in eine Tasse Tee umwandeln und dabei den Tee selbst trinken, ohne die Tasse zu berühren." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad reduzierte – und dann den Schneemann selbst in ein Eiscafé verwandelte." Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zurückdrehen, sodass er gestern noch nicht geboren wurde, aber heute schon das Sushi essen kann." Need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeitdilatation in einem Raumschiff um 10 Jahre beschleunigt, und dabei gleichzeitig das Kaugummi in ein Kunstwerk verwandelt." But must be concise enough for JSON fields. We need to output JSON only, no markdown. Fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence? Could be longer. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene, include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not include text or captions. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, if the joke involves Chuck Norris drinking tea from a tornado, we can describe that scene. Let's craft a scene: "Chuck Norris hält einen dampfenden Tee in einer Hand, während ein kleiner Wirbelwind um ihn wirbelt". So we can embed that. Thus image_prompt should be a single string describing the scene, including that phrase. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Should be concise, maybe "Chuck Norris Witz: Kältester Kühlschrank" (but must be <=60 chars). Let's count: "Chuck Norris Witz: Kältester Kühlschrank" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15t16z17:18 (space19)K20ä21l22t23e24r25e26s27t28e29r30 (space31)K31? Actually let's recount properly: "Chuck Norris Witz: Kältester Kühlschrank". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "Witz:"18? Actually "Witz:" is 5 characters including colon? Let's just approximate length <60. It's fine. meta_description: max 160 chars, SEO description. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Tornado in eine dampfende Tasse Tee verwandeln und dabei den Tee ohne die Tasse zu berühren trinken." That's a unique joke. headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Tornado in Tee" Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Tornado in Tee" length: let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 verwandelt(21?) Actually "verwandelt" 10 letters, so 13+10=23, space24, "Tornado"31, space32, "in"34, space35, "Tee"38. So 38 characters, well under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Wind Tee macht, trinkt Chuck Norris ihn." Count: let's count: "Wenn der Wind Tee macht, trinkt Chuck Norris ihn." That's about 48 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene: "Chuck Norris holds a steaming cup of tea while a miniature tornado swirls around it". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene phrase exactly? The instruction: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder. So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So the prompt should include that phrase replaced with actual scene. So we can write: "Chuck Norris holds a steaming cup of tea while a miniature tornado swirls around it". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holds a steaming cup of tea while a miniature tornado sw