We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene from joke, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and it succeeded." But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to bark, and the cat responded with a roundhouse kick that turned the cat into a tiger." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a black hole, and the black hole surrendered because it couldn't hide." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a black hole, and the black hole surrendered because it couldn't hide." That's funny. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "When the universe can't hide". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris standing confidently in front of a swirling black hole, his roundhouse kick aimed at it, with stars and galaxies swirling, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, American flag background." Must be English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Black(5)=21, space=22, Hole(4)=26, space=27, Hide(4)=31, space=32, and(3)=35, space=36, Seek(4)=40, space=41, Joke(4)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Black Hole beim Verstecken kapituliert – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Black Hole beim Verstecken kapituliert – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check constraints: No repetition, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure headline <=80 chars. "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek" characters: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 vs(2)=15 space=16 space? Actually "vs" then space then "Black". Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 space16 space? Actually there is a space after vs? The string is "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek". Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5 space1=6 "Norris"6 =>12 space=13 "vs"2 =>15 space=16 "Black"5 =>21 space=22 "Hole"4 =>26 space=27 "Hide"4 =>31 space=32 "and"3 =>35 space=36 "Seek"4 =>40 So 40 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn das Universum nicht mehr verstecken kann". Count: "Wenn das Universum nicht mehr verstecken kann" length? Let's count: Wenn(4) space5 das(3)=8 space9 Universum(9)=18 space19 nicht(5)=24 space25 mehr(4)=29 space30 verstecken(10)=40 space41 kann(4)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris in a dramatic pose, delivering a roundhouse kick at a swirling black hole, stars and galaxies swirling around, cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, American flag background, no text". Must be within typical prompt length. Now meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Hide and Seek Joke". That's 45 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Black Hole beim Verstecken kapituliert – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Black Hole beim Verstecken kapituliert – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." Count: Ein(3) space4 klassischer(10)=14 space15 Chuck(5)=20 space21 Norris(6)=27 space28 Witz,(5 inc comma?) Actually "Witz," 5 inc comma =33 space34 bei(3)=37 space38 dem(3)=41 space42 ein(3)=45 space46 Black(5)=51 space52 Hole(4)=56 space57 beim(4)=61 space62 Verstecken(10)=72 space73 kapituliert(11)=84 space85 –(1?) Actually "–" is a dash, count as 1 =86 space87 humorvoll,(10 inc comma?) humorvoll is 9 letters + comma =10 =>96 space97 einzigartig(10)=107 space108 und(3)=111 space112 ohne(