We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. We need to fill that with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes that placeholder replaced with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to craft a scene description in English that fits the joke. For example: "He is standing on a mountain peak, holding a roundhouse kick that shatters a meteor". Something like that. Must be in English. Must not contain any text or captions. So just description. We need to ensure headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars, meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's craft a joke: Classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to another dimension where he is the only one who can open it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's classic. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a meteor so hard that it becomes a new moon, and the moon now orbits Earth with a perfect 365‑day year, because Chuck Norris never needs a calendar." But need to be unique. Let's think of a scene: He is standing on a mountaintop, roundhouse kicks a meteor, creates a new continent. That could be the scene. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a meteor so hard that it creates a new continent, and the continent is named 'Norrisia', where every sunrise is exactly at 5:00 am because Chuck Norris decides the time." Make sure it's unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris schafft neue Kontinent mit einem Kick". That's 38 chars? Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Kontinent mit einem Kick" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)s15c16h17f18a19t20 (space21)n22e23u24e25 (space26)K27o28n29t30i31n32e33n34t35 (space36)m37i38t39 (space40)e41i42n43e44n45 (space46)K47i48c49k50. That's 50 characters, within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteor tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." Count: Let's count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteor tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." That's 61 characters? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4)C5 h6 u7 c8 k8 (space9)N10 o11 r12 r13 i14 s15 (space16)e17 i18 n19 e20 n21 (space22)M23 e24 t25 e26 o27 r28 (space29)t30 r31 i32 t33 t34 ,35 (space36)e37 r38 s39 t40 a41 l42 t43 (space44)e45 i46 n47 (space48)n49 e50 u51 e52 r53 (space54)K55 o56 n57 t58 i59 n60 e61 n62 t63 .64 That's 64 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include description of hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with a specific scene: "He is delivering a devastating roundhouse kick to a glowing meteor that is about to collide with Earth, causing a massive explosion that forms a new continent." Must be within the prompt. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So final image_prompt string: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a devastating roundhouse kick to a glowing meteor that is about to collide with Earth, causing a massive explosion that forms a new continent. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit einem Kick". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6)N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 (space23)K24 o25 n26 t27 i28 n29 e30 n31 t32 (space3