We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must not repeat similar formulations. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that begins with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline up to 80 characters, meme caption up to 80 characters, image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can host a small country, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard being a national park. Something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a parking ticket, but the officer apologized and gave him a free pass." That might be too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to start a rock band, but the guitars were jealous and quit." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a spelling bee and spelled 'C-H-U-C-K' with a single hair." That is unique. But we need to embed it in a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a meteor to a duel, and the meteor now serves as his personal hair dryer." Hmm. We need a clear scenario for image prompt: specific scene from the joke. For example, "Chuck Norris' beard single-handedly lifts a mountain while he sips coffee." That could be image: "Chuck Norris' beard lifting a mountain while he drinks coffee". Provide image prompt accordingly. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file taxes, but the IRS surrendered and gave him a refund in the form of a gold-plated comb." That is unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' beard once filed a tax return, and the IRS immediately handed over a gold-plated comb as a refund." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke contest and sang the national anthem so loudly that the microphones turned into tiny flags." That might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once auditioned for a role in a silent movie, and the director immediately retired because the silence was too powerful." Hmm. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to open a bakery, but every loaf it baked rose to the sky and formed a new continent." That's unique. Let's pick a scenario that can be visualized: "Chuck Norris' beard once opened a bakery, and the dough rose into a floating island that became a new country." That can be visualized: "Chuck Norris' beard kneading dough that transforms into a floating island." Provide image prompt: "Chuck Norris' beard kneading dough that transforms into a floating island, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, the dough rising into a floating island, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." But we need to keep image_prompt in English, describing the scene. Let's craft final JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart einmal versuchte, eine Bäckerei zu eröffnen – doch jeder Teig, den er knetete, schoss wie ein Ballon in die Höhe und bildete eine schwebende Insel, die zur neuen Heimat für alle Keksliebhaber wurde." That's a bit long but okay. It starts with "Chuck Norris'". Actually must start with "Chuck Norris" exactly? The rule: "Der Witz muss mit "Chuck Norris" beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". So it can start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Starting with "Chuck Norris' Bart" might not start with "Chuck Norris". Better to start with "Chuck Norris". So we need the joke to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so legendär, dass er einst eine Bäckerei eröffnete – jeder Teig, den er knetete, schoss wie ein Ballon in die Höhe und bildete eine schwebende Insel, die zur neuen Heimat für alle Keksliebhaber wurde." That starts with "Chuck Norris'". That's okay because it mentions "Chuck Norris'". The rule says must begin with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Starting with "Chuck Norris' Bart" includes "Chuck Norris'". That should be fine. But maybe better to start exactly with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris' Bart..." but that includes "Chuck Norris'". That's okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' Bart versuchte sich im Bäckerhandwerk – jedes Mal, wenn er den Teig knetete, schoss er wie ein Ballon in die Höhe und bildete eine schwebende Insel, die zur neuen Heimat für alle Keksliebhaber wurde." That's good. Now headline: maybe "Der Bäcker-Bart von Chuck Norris" (max 80 chars). That's 27 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Teig macht als die Mühle" (38 chars). Must be <=80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. The beard is kneading dough that transforms into a floating island in the sky, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within typical length but not required length limit. Provide as a string. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris' Bart eröffnet schwebende Insel – Witz" (max 60 chars). Count: "Chuck Norris' Bart eröffnet schwebende Insel – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1) Norris'(7) space(1) Bart(4