We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object. No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but he got to infinity and then turned it into a roundhouse kick that created a new dimension where all calculators are now his personal assistants. That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Kühlschrank in den Weltraum schicken, damit er dort ein Eis macht, das nie schmilzt – weil selbst das Universum zu gehorchen hat." That's maybe too long but okay. But we need to keep it funny and classic. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, weil er zu kalt war." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris ließ einen Kaugummi im Weltraum zerbrechen, und die Schwerkraft drehte sich um, weil er nicht genug Druck ausüben konnte." Not great. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal ein Rätsel, das nur er selbst lösen konnte – und die Lösung war, dass er selbst das Rätsel war." That's meta. But we need to be classic: maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Zeit anhalten, sodass er genug Zeit hat, um einen Kaffee zu trinken, bevor das Universum endet." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gegen einen Panzer gelaufen – und gewann, weil er die Straße einfach umgedreht hat." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Kaktus in der Antarktis wachsen, und der Kaktus produzierte so viel Wärme, dass die Pinguine begannen, Sonnenbrillen zu tragen." That's unique. It mentions Chuck Norris, is funny, classic. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Kaktus im Eis – Chuck Norris vs. Pinguine". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaktus pflanzt, wird selbst die Antarktis heiß." That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke. So we need to embed "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on an icy Antarctic plateau, holding a thriving cactus that emits a warm glow, while penguins in sunglasses look amazed." Must be in English. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's a single string. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Wärme: Antarktis-Pinguine schmelzen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Wärme: Antarktis-Pinguine schmelzen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaktus-Wärme:(13?) Actually let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Wärme: Antarktis-Pinguine". That's maybe 45. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaktus in der Antarktis, der die Pinguine zum Sonnenbaden zwingt." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaktus in der Antarktis, der die Pinguine zum Sonnenbaden zwingt." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be the joke itself. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt as described. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Now produce JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Kaktus in der Antarktis wachsen, und der Kaktus produzierte so viel Wärme, dass die Pinguine begannen, Sonnenbrillen zu tragen." Check length? Not required but fine. headline: "Kaktus-Wärme in der Antarktis – Pinguine tragen Sonnenbrillen" Count characters: Let's count: "Kaktus-Wärme in der Antarktis – Pinguine tragen Sonnenbrillen". That's about 58 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaktus pflanzt, wird selbst die Antarktis sommerlich." Count: maybe 71 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on an icy Antarctic plateau holding a thriving cactus that emits a warm glow, while penguins in sunglasses look amazed. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make