We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke object. We must ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, but the cat surrendered after realizing the board was made of nine lives." That's not typical. Need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. We need unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven; the cake rose to the ceiling on its own." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a round table square." That's known. We need unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick in the 19th century; the camera captured the future." That's creative. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to stay still; the snowflake surrendered and became a blizzard." That's okay. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence between heartbeats and make it louder." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his own eyebrows; the calculator exploded from the sheer awesomeness." That's okay. Let's produce a joke_text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, but the cactus ended up teaching him the art of staying prickly." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der tanzende Kaktus". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst ein Kaktus mehr Rhythmik hat als du". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene. Must not include text or captions. Provide prompt. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris attempts to teach a cactus to dance, the cactus sways dramatically while a desert sun sets". Provide details. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaktus Tanz – Lustiger Klassiker". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus – absurd, witzig und völlig unvergesslich!" That's 112 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris und der tanzende Kaktus" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18e19r20 (space21)t22a23n24z25e26n27d28e29r30 (space31)K32a33k34t35u36s37. That's 37 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn selbst ein Kaktus mehr Rhythmik hat als du" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)s5e6l7b8e9 (space10)e11i12n13 (space14)K15a16k17t18u19s20 (space21)m22e23h24r25 (space26)R27h28y29t30h31m32i33k34 (space35)h36a37t38 (space39)e40i41n42 (space43)d44u45. That's 45 characters, okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kaktus Tanz – Lustiger Klassiker" length? Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)K14a15k16t17u18s19 (space20)T21a22n23z24 (space25)–26 (space27)L28u29s30t31i32g33e34r35 (space36)K37l38a39s40s41i42k43e44r45. That's 45 characters, okay (<60). meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus – absurd, witzig und völlig unvergesslich!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: E1n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9)d10e11n12 (space13)u14l15t16i17m18a19t20i21v22e23n24 (space25)C26h27u28c29k30 (space31)N32o33r34r35i36s37 (space38)W39i40t41z42 (space43)ü44b45e46r46? Actually need to recount precisely but it's likely under 160. We'll trust. Now image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris attempts to teach a cactus to dance, the cactus sways dramatically while a desert sunset casts golden light, dramatic cin