We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid clichés but typical style. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be English. Must not include markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Must start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the tears of his enemies as ink." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". Let's think. We need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a worldwide time zone shift just by sipping his espresso." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris can..." Good. Now JSON fields: joke_text: The full joke text in German. Must be a single string? Probably the whole joke as a sentence. Could be "Chuck Norris kann... " Provide full joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-König". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee braucht, verschiebt sich die Weltzeit". Under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing a specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene into that placeholder. So we need to produce a full English prompt that includes the scene. For example: "Chuck Norris single-handedly rewrites the laws of physics with a single glance at his espresso cup". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris rewrites the laws of physics with a single glance at his espresso cup. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Kaffeeweltreise – Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der Kaffeeweltreise – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, Kaffeeweltreise(13)=34, space=35, –(1)=36, space=37, Lacher(6)=43. So 43 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen Kaffee, der die Zeit neu definiert. Lachen garantiert!" Count: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen Kaffee, der die Zeit neu definiert. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 95 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should not be similar to existing. Should not be offensive. Should be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Our joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Schluck seines Espressos die Weltzeit um eine Stunde vorwärts schieben, sodass er immer pünktlich ist." That's maybe too similar to known "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". But it's unique enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Schluck Espresso die Weltzeit um genau 24 Stunden vorwärts schieben, sodass er nie jetlagt." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris. So "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Schluck Espresso die Weltzeit um genau 24 Stunden vorwärts schieben, sodass er nie Jetlag hat." That's good. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaffeeweltmeister". That's short. Meme caption: "Ein Schluck Espresso = 24 Stunden Zeitgewinn". That's under 80. Now image_prompt: need to describe specific scene: "Chuck Norris holds an espresso cup that glows, and the clock hands spin backwards". So include that. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: joke_text: must be German, start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Schluck Espresso die Weltzeit um genau 24 Stunden vorwärts schieben, sodass er nie Jetlag hat." That's okay. headline: max 80 chars. "Der Kaffeeweltmeister: Zeitrewind durch Espresso". Count: "Der Kaffeeweltmeister: Zeitrewind durch Espresso" length? Let's count: Der(3) space=4, Kaffeeweltmeister(15)=19, colon=20, space=21, Zeitrewind(9)=30, space=31, durch(5)=36, space=37, Espresso(8)=45. So 45 chars, okay. meme_caption: max 80 chars. "Ein Schluck Espresso = 24 Stunden Zeitgewinn". Count: "Ein Schluck Espresso = 24 Stunden Zeitgewinn" length? Let's count: Ein(3) space=4, Schluck(6)=1