We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text (in German). headline is short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. But must be a full joke text, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the sun. He won, and now daylight savings time is his personal schedule." Something like that. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's common. Better: "Chuck Norris can fit an entire library on a single post-it note, and the books write themselves when he looks at them." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's okay. But we need a joke text that is funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and still win a staring contest against a statue." Hmm. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can fit an entire Jurassic park in his pocket, and the dinosaurs ask for directions." That's unique. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating existing jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe‑spanning empire with a single keystroke." That's okay. But we need to produce JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it even exists." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a team of astronauts to play chess on Mars." That's too long. Let's keep it relatively short but still a full joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a world tour, because every car that stops becomes a stop‑over for his personal jet." Hmm. Let's craft a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new dimension where pizza never gets cold." But dividing by zero is common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new holiday, National No‑Excuse Day." That's unique. Let's finalize: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can create a new holiday just by blinking—National No‑Excuse Day, where everyone must finish their to‑do list before lunch." That's funny, unique. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erfindet Feiertage mit einem Blick". That's 38 chars. Meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, muss die Welt arbeiten". That's 48 chars. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. The joke mentions "blinking" and "National No-Excuse Day". So maybe the scene: "Chuck Norris blinking, creating a glowing calendar that marks National No-Excuse Day". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blinking, a luminous calendar appears showing 'National No-Excuse Day', dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Feiertag – National No‑Excuse Day". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Feiertag – National No‑Excuse Day". That's about 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft Feiertag – National No‑Excuse Day". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 (space23) F24 e25 i26 e27 r28 t29 a30 g31 (space32) – (space?) Actually dash with spaces maybe counts. Let's simplify: "Chuck Norris erschafft Feiertag – National No‑Excuse Day". That's okay under 60. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink einen neuen Feiertag erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink einen neuen Feiertag erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 chars. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen neuen Feiertag erschaffen – National No‑Excuse Day, an dem jeder seine To‑Do‑Liste vor dem Mittag erledigen muss.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft Feiertage mit einem Blick", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, muss die Welt ihre Aufgaben erledigen", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic