We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Avoid repeats. Provide values within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format without markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, ohne dass er schmilzt, weil er die Sonne verboten hat." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's think of a unique one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's okay but maybe too generic. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent, but only on Tuesdays." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coin toss into a supernova that lights up the entire galaxy." That's okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's a bit similar to existing jokes but maybe okay. Let's make something more unique: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing the next prime number on the moon." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of silence, and when he does, the universe applauds." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, because even ice respects his stare." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new dimension where he is the ruler." That's known but maybe okay? Might be too common. Let's avoid. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain thanks him for the workout." That's unique. Ok, final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Berg bankdrücken, und der Berg dankt ihm nach dem Training." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, funny. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris hebt Berge beim Bankdrücken". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Berg nach dem Training dankt". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris bench pressing a massive mountain, the mountain smiling and giving a thumbs up. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "bench pressing a massive mountain". So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge – Witz des Tages". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge – Witz des Tages" = 38? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)h14e15b16t17 (space18)B19e20r21g22e23 (space24)–25 (space26)W27i28t29z30 (space31)d32e33s34 (space35)T36ä37g38e39s40. That's 40 characters, within 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Berg bankdrückt – humorvoll, episch und völlig unmöglich!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Berg bankdrückt – humorvoll, episch und völlig unmöglich!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON only. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge beim Bankdrücken" length? Count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "hebt"17, space18, "Berge"23, space24, "beim"28, space29, "Bankdrücken"41. So 41 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Berg nach dem Training dankt" length: count: "Wenn"4, space5, "der"8, space9, "Berg"13, space14, "nach"18, space19, "dem"22, space23, "Training"31, space32, "dankt"36. So 36 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: we have 40, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: we have about 106, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Must be within no length constraints given, but must be a prompt for image generation. Provide as described. Now ensure JSON formatting: no trailing commas, proper quotes. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Berg bankdrücken, und der Berg dankt ihm nach dem Training.", "headline": "Chuck Norris hebt Berge beim Bankdrücken", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Berg nach dem Training dankt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris bench pressing a massive mountain, the mountain smiling and giving a thumbs up. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag