We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene from the joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once used a roundhouse kick to fix a broken internet cable, causing the entire world to load instantly. Or Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it. Or Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snow globe to predict the weather, but the globe shattered and now every time someone says 'snow', it actually snows inside their house." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after three rounds the calendar surrendered and now every day is 'Friday'." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr in binary." Hmm. We need a clear scene for image_prompt: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a broken internet cable causing sparks, with American flag background." That could be specific. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to shave himself, but the mirror shattered and now every reflection in the world shaves itself." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick, and now every pigeon in the city delivers the morning newspaper with a perfect 1080p resolution." That could be unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snow globe to predict the weather, but the globe shattered and now every time someone says 'snow', it actually snows inside their house." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, but the cactus ended up teaching him how to stay still for 100 years." Hmm. Maybe we can use a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but he also once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and it exploded into a new dimension of endless jokes." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a calculator that is exploding into binary code, with American flag background." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator exploded and now every time someone counts to ten, a new universe is created." That could be unique. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. The "divide by zero" is common, but we can add a twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator exploded and now every time someone counts to ten, a new universe is created where Chuck Norris is the ruler." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator exploded and now every time someone counts to ten, a new universe is created where Chuck Norris is the ruler." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Infinite Count Creates New Universes". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "When counting to ten creates a new reality". That's under 80. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "exploding calculator with binary code, American flag background". Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to write something like "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking an exploding calculator that releases binary code". So the full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking an exploding calculator that releases binary code. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity, Creates New Universes". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity, Creates New Universes" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Counts(6)=19, space=20, to(2)=22, space=23, Infinity,(9 inc comma?) Actually "Infinity," is 9 inc comma? Let's count precisely: "Infinity," 9 characters (I n f i n i t y ,). So 23+9=32, space=33, Creates(7)=40, space=41, New(3)=44, space=45, Universes(9)=54. So total 54 characters, within 60. Good. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris tries to count to infinity with a calculator, causing an explosion that spawns new universes every time someone counts to ten." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Chuck Norris tries to count to infinity with a calculator, causing an explosion that spawns new universes every time someone counts to ten." Let's count roughly