We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The instructions say write in German. The image_prompt must be English. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to generate a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." Something like that. Must be unique. We need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke. Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed a specific scene from the joke into the prompt. Eg: "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one finger while sipping coffee". So we need to describe that scene. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars, SEO. All fields must be included. Make sure JSON format, no markdown code block. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern das Universum neu ordnen, sodass alle Katzen plötzlich nur noch von Lasagne träumen." But must start with "Chuck Norris". That's fine. Headline: maybe "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Fact: Katzen und Lasagne". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis im Eisberg". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe a specific scene from the joke. The joke mentions cats dreaming of lasagna after a wink. So scene: "Chuck Norris winks at a cat, and the cat's eyes turn into lasagna noodles". So we embed that. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks at a cat, and the cat's eyes turn into steaming lasagna noodles. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Katzen Lasagne träumen - Witz". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Katzen Lasagne träumen - Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Katzen(6)=25, space=26, Lasagne(7)=33, space=34, träumen(7)=41, space=42, -(1)=43, space=44, Witz(4)=48. So 48 chars, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Augenzwinkern die Träume von Katzen in lasagnige Visionen verwandelt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Check that we haven't used similar jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure JSON keys exactly as given: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". No extra fields. Return as plain JSON, no markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern das Universum neu ordnen, sodass alle Katzen plötzlich nur noch von Lasagne träumen." headline: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Fact: Katzen und Lasagne" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis im Eisberg" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks at a cat, and the cat's eyes turn into steaming lasagna noodles. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Katzen Lasagne träumen - Witz" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Augenzwinkern die Träume von Katzen in lasagnige Visionen verwandelt. Lache jetzt!" Check lengths: headline length: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Fact: Katzen und Lasagne" count: Let's count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 C14 h15 u16 c17 k18 space19 N20 o21 r22 r23 i24 s25 space26 F27 a28 c29 t30 :31 space32 K33 a34 t35 z36 e37 n38 space39 u40 n41 d42 space43 L44 a45 s46 a47 g48 n49 e50. That's 50 characters, okay (<80). meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis im Eisberg" count: Let's count: W1 e2 e3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 l19 ä20 c21 h22 e23 l24 t25 ,26 space27 s28 c29 h30 m31 i32 l33 z34 t35 space36 d37 a38 s39 space40 E41 i42 s43 space44 i45 m46