We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely can be English? But they said "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Probably German is fine. Must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to include a specific scene from the joke in image_prompt. The image_prompt must be English description for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene in brackets. Must be English text. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. We need to ensure meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to output JSON only, no extra text. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's a bit unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann ..." in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Fingerzeig zum Schweigen bringt." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass die Sonne scheint." Hmm. We need a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, ohne dass jemand ihn gekauft hat." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kissenkampf gewinnen, selbst wenn das Kissen bereits geschlafen hat." Not good. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Schokolade erschaffen und ihn dann essen, ohne dass die Leute ihn für einen echten Regenbogen halten." That's whimsical. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things, often with hyperbole. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück nach Earth schießen und ihn dann im Weltraum wieder ausspucken." Not. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneestorm im Desert erzeugen, nur indem er einen Gedanken an Kälte sendet." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen und dabei gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit rückwärts laufen lassen." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus reinem Gold erschaffen und ihn dann als Weg für seine Katze benutzen." Hmm. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass die Erde nach oben schwebt." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. The requirement: "Der Witz sollte lustig, einzigartig und typisch Chuck Norris sein." So we can have a longer joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen und dabei gleichzeitig die Zeit zum Anhalten bringen, sodass niemand merkt, dass er bereits seit 1981 auf der Suche nach dem perfekten Witz ist." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass die Erde nach oben schwebt, während er lässig einen Kaffee trinkt." That's fun. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass die Erde nach oben schwebt, während er lässig einen Kaffee trinkt." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen". That's 30 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schwerkraft". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. The specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris chews a bubblegum that makes the Earth float upward while he sips coffee". So we need to embed that in brackets. The image_prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "chewing bubblegum that lifts the Earth upward while sipping coffee". Must be English. Thus: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. chewing bubblegum that lifts the Earth upward while sipping coffee. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep the bracket? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. It says "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include the scene inside the brackets? Actually they said "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to put the scene inside the brackets? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleevel