We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to include image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. We need to ensure the joke_text is the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about him being the reason the calendar has an extra day. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That could be unique. Or: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of a whisper from a mile away, and the whisper becomes a hurricane." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a new planet." That might be too long. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the resulting water powers the entire US grid for a week." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank page and force it to write the entire works of Shakespeare in Morse code." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple yawn into a tornado that rewrites the laws of physics." Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a single coffee bean brew an entire galaxy of espresso." That's quirky. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and instantly know the winning lottery numbers for the next 100 years." That's unique. Ok, let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and instantly know the winning lottery numbers for the next 100 years." Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris liest das Feinkörnige Feinprint und gewinnt die Lotterie". That's maybe 55 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Feinkörper liest, wird das Frühstück zur Prophezeiung". Keep under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So "Chuck Norris holding a cereal box with a magnifying glass, eyes glowing, background American flag". Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a cereal box with a magnifying glass, eyes glowing, background American flag. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris liest Feinkörper – unglaublich". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er das Feinkörper liest und die Lotterie numbers vorhersagt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er das Feinkörper liest und die Lotterie numbers vorhersagt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 130 chars. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris liest das Feinkörper-Feinprint und gewinnt die Lotterie". Count characters: Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14i15e16s17t18 (space19)d20a21s22 (space23)F24e25i25n26k27ö28r29p30e31r32-33F34e35i36n37p38r39i40n40t41 (space42)u43n44d45 (space46)g47e48w49i50n51n52t53 (space54)d55i56e57 (space58)L59o60t61t62e63r64i65e66. That's 66 characters, okay under 80. But we need max 80 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Wenn Chuck Norris das Feinkörper liest, wird das Frühstück zur Prophezeiung". Count: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)l18i19e20t21s22 (space23)d24a5? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris das Feinkörper liest, wird das Frühstück zur Prophezeiung". Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. I