We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while skydiving." Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Let's think of something that fits typical style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make the sun rise twice a day just by blinking." That's typical. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it even lands on the shelf." That might be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. The joke_text should be a full sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a worldwide time‑freeze, forcing everyone to sip forever." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a more concrete scenario: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the laws of physics so that gravity only works on Tuesdays." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics so that gravity only works on Tuesdays." But maybe too short? It's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris macht Dienstag zum Schwerkraft‑Tag". That's German, 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Dienstag endlich mal richtig heavy ist". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a Tuesday calendar page, gravity beams pulling only on that day, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include that placeholder replaced with something like "gravity beams pulling only on that day". Let's craft: "gravity beams pulling only on that day". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. gravity beams pulling only on that day. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris macht Dienstag zur Schwerkraft". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann die Schwerkraft so umprogrammieren, dass sie nur an Dienstagen wirkt – ein unmöglicher Superheld‑Fact." That's about 115 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris. Should start with Chuck Norris. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics so that gravity only works on Tuesdays." That's English? Must be German? The instruction says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke_text should be in German. So we need to write the joke in German. But the image prompt must be English. The joke_text should be German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but still start with "Chuck Norris". So something like: "Chuck Norris kann die Gesetze der Physik so umprogrammieren, dass die Schwerkraft nur an Dienstagen wirkt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. Good. Now headline: German, max 80 chars. Could be "Chuck Norris macht Dienstag zum Schwerkraft‑Tag". That's German. Meme caption: German, max 80 chars. Could be "Wenn Dienstag endlich mal richtig heavy ist". That's German. Image prompt: English, as described. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars, can be English or German? Probably English is okay, but can be German. Keep within 60 chars. Let's do "Chuck Norris macht Dienstag zur Schwerkraft". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars, can be German or English. Let's do German: "Chuck Norris kann die Schwerkraft so umprogrammieren, dass sie nur an Dienstagen wirkt – ein unmöglicher Superheld‑Fact." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann die Schwerkraft so umprogrammieren, dass sie nur an Dienstagen wirkt – ein unmöglicher Superheld‑Fact." That's about 112 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON only. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris macht Dienstag zum Schwerkraft‑Tag" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space (1) =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, macht(5)=18, space=19, Dienstag(8)=27, space=28, zum(3)=31, space=32, Schwerkraft‑Tag (13? "Schwerkraft‑Tag" includes hyphen) let's count: Schwerkraft (11) + hyphen (1) + Tag (3