We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke text, presumably a short story or statement. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear; the bear is now the one who hides." Something like that. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English) describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields in JSON, no markdown code blocks. Make sure JSON is valid. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus how to dance, and now every desert plant does the cha‑cha every midnight." Something like that. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the device now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the device now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs GPS: Roundhouse Directions". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "When your GPS only speaks in kicks". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris challenging a GPS device, maybe holding a roundhouse kick at a glowing GPS screen. Must include specifics: tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include "Chuck Norris challenging a glowing GPS device with a roundhouse kick, desert landscape, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background". Must be English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris GPS Duel – Classic Meme". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars: "Entdecken Sie den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein GPS nur noch in Kicks antwortet – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecken Sie den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein GPS nur noch in Kicks antwortet – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs GPS: Roundhouse Directions". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 space6 N7o8r9r10i11s12 space13 v14s15 space16 G17P18S19:20 space21 R22o23u24n25d26h27o28u29s30e31 space31? Actually need to recount precisely. Let's just ensure it's under 80. It's likely under 80. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs GPS: Roundhouse Directions". Characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "vs"15, space16, "GPS:"19, space20, "Roundhouse"30, space31, "Directions"41. So 41 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "When your GPS only speaks in kicks". Count: that's 31 characters, fine. - image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Must include specifics. Must be within reasonable length but no explicit limit. Provide a prompt. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris GPS Duel – Classic Meme" length: count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "GPS"16, space17, "Duel"21, space22, "–"23, space24, "Classic"31, space32, "Meme"36. So 36 characters, fine. - meta_description max 160 characters. Our German description is likely under 160. Let's count roughly: "Entdecken Sie den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein GPS nur noch in Kicks antwortet – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Entdecken Sie den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein GPS nur noch in Kicks antwortet – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." That's about 119 characters, fine. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Now craft image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris challenging a glowing GPS device with a roundhouse kick, desert landscape, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background". Also mention "No text, no captions". Must be a prompt for image generation. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a desert at sunset, holding a glowing GPS device and delivering a roundhouse kick, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now produce JSON. Check that joke_text is German and starts with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the device now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's German? Actually it's English words but German