We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique, avoid similar to existing jokes. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description with specifics, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that hasn't been used before. Let's think of a fresh Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or his beard causing gravity anomalies, or his beard being a separate entity. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly organized sock drawer." That's known? Might be used. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just to give himself more daylight for push-ups." That might be similar to existing jokes about time zones. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being a national park, or his beard being used as a rope to pull the Earth. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, and the entire internet now runs on roundhouse signal." That might be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month fears his roundhouse." That's a known style but maybe not used. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups, and now winter ends early because the snowflake gets tired." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to measure the speed of light with a stopwatch, but the stopwatch surrendered and gave up after the first tick." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image_prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a scene that can be visualized: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a mountaintop, his beard glowing like a lighthouse, holding a stopwatch that reads '00:00'". Or "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that splits a calendar in half, with months scattering." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups, and now winter ends early because the snowflake gets tired." That's a bit odd but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and the universe will still give him an answer." That's known but maybe okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. So avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but the numbers filed a restraining order." That's known? Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a roundhouse kick to open a door, but the door opened a portal to a dimension where he is the only one who can solve the puzzle." Hmm. Let's craft a fresh joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the cactus can bend without breaking, but only on Tuesdays." That's weird but maybe okay. But we need to ensure it's typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to bench press the Earth, but the Earth asked for a break and now it rotates on its own schedule." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris lifting a massive globe with one hand while the continents cheer, his beard flowing like a banner, dramatic sunrise." That could be described. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to do push‑ups, and now the rock has a six‑pack and a gym membership." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to do push‑ups, and now the rock has a six‑pack and a gym membership." That's a joke. Now we need to create headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris' Rock Gym Revolution". That's under 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars): maybe "When your workout partner is a boulder". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is lifting a massive boulder that has a six-pack and is wearing a tiny gym shirt, with a dumbbell shaped like a stone. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, rocky mountain background. No text, no captions." But we need to embed specific scene from the joke: the rock with six-pack doing push-ups? Actually the joke is about teaching a rock to do push-ups, now the rock has a six-pack and a gym membership. So image prompt could depict Chuck Norris standing next to a rock that has a six-pack and is doing push-ups, with a gym membership card pinned to it. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris standing beside a massive stone that has defined abdominal muscles, performing push-ups, with a tiny gym membership card attached to the stone, his reddish beard flowing, wearing a black sleeveless vest, dramatic sunrise over a rocky landscape, photorealistic action movie poster, cinematic lighting." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Rock Gym Joke – Classic Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Rock Gym Joke – Classic Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Rock(4)=17, space=18, Gym(3)=21, space=22, Joke(4)=26, space=27, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. It's fine. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Fels, der sich zum Fitnessstar