We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but we need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger by simply blinking." That's maybe not unique enough? Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe not typical. We need something that fits typical Chuck Norris humor: exaggerated abilities, impossible feats, often involving math, physics, or mythic powers. We need to ensure uniqueness: avoid known jokes like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Avoid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice". Avoid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language". Avoid "Chuck Norris can make a horse talk". We need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by just looking at it." That might be too similar to existing "Chuck Norris can make the internet faster by blinking". Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can turn a single snowflake into an avalanche with a single stare." That's unique. But we need to produce a joke text, headline, meme caption, image prompt describing a specific scene from the joke, meta title and description. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a single snowflake into an avalanche with just a stare." That's a bit typical? Maybe "Chuck Norris can turn a single snowflake into an avalanche just by blinking." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness: Not many known jokes about snowflakes. Could be okay. Let's craft a more original: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for his enemies." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that temporarily turns water into wine." That's reminiscent of miracle. Might be okay. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's a funny image. Now we need to embed that in a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should be the full joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's short but maybe not enough for a joke? Could add a punchline: "Und dabei stellt er sicher, dass jedes Stück ein perfektes Gleichgewicht zwischen Würze und Salz hat." That's not typical. Let's keep it simple: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's a joke. But maybe we need a bit more humor: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube thanks him afterward." That adds a twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube bows in gratitude." That is a bit longer but okay. Now headline: Must be short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Augenbrauen-Meister". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn die Augenbrauen mehr Power haben als der Rest des Körpers". That's 58 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: Chuck Norris, tough legendary action hero, 50s, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick? Actually the joke is about solving a Rubik's Cube with eyebrows. So scene: Chuck Norris sitting at a table, eyebrows raised, a Rubik's Cube in front, his eyebrows moving to solve it. Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is solving a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, the cube glowing with subtle light, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include specifics: "He is solving a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows". That is the specific scene. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit den Augenbrauen – Lacher". That's 49 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Rubik's Cube mit den Augenbrauen löst – garantierter Lacher!" That's about 115 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: - joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube bows in gratitude." That starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. - Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. - Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. It's okay. - No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. - Headline max 80 chars: "Der unbezwingbare Augenbrauen-Meister" length? Count: Der(3)+space+unbezwingbare(12)+space+Augenbrauen-Meister(15) = 3+1+12+1+15 = 32 characters, okay. - Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn die Augenbrauen mehr Power haben als der Rest des Körpers" length? Let's count: Wenn(4)+space+die(3)+space+Augenbrauen(10)+space+mehr(4)+space+Power(5)+space+haben(5)+space+als(3)+