We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat ended up writing a better program than him." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, mythical abilities. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered out of sheer fear of his calendar." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's somewhat unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can finish a marathon before the starting line is even marked." That's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about finishing before start. Maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube bows in respect." That's maybe too whimsical. We need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of physical ability, mythical powers, often referencing roundhouse kicks, time, math, etc. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can bench press the entire Earth, and the Earth thanks him with a thank‑you note written in binary." That's maybe too long. But must be concise enough for joke_text field. Probably a short sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can bench‑press a mountain, and the mountain politely asks for a break." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something not seen: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine just by staring at it, and the wine immediately writes a thank‑you letter to him." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a single drop of rain into a hurricane, and the hurricane apologizes for the inconvenience." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a single drop of rain into a hurricane, and the hurricane politely apologizes for the inconvenience." Now need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regen in Hurrikan". That's 33 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn selbst die Natur vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a stormy sky where a single raindrop transforms into a massive hurricane, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to keep within prompt length? Not specified but okay. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regen in Hurrikan – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regen in Hurrikan – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regen(5)=28, space=29, in(2)=31, space=32, Hurrikan(8)=40, space=41, –(1)=42, space=43, Witz(4)=47. So 47 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Regentröpfchen eine Hurrikan‑Apologie auslöst – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: Let's approximate: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Regentröpfchen eine Hurrikan‑Apologie auslöst – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's maybe ~150 characters. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Potential issues: The image_prompt must be English, include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? Actually the instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we should replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the scene description: "a single raindrop transforms into a massive hurricane". So the prompt should include that phrase. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, a single raindrop transforming into a massive hurricane, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regen in Hurrikan" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 verwandelt(9)=22 space=23 Regen(5)=28 space=29 in(2)=31 space=32 Hurrikan(8)=40. So 40 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn selbst die Natur vor Chuck Norris kapituliert" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5 selbst(6)=11 space=