We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative and surprising. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English, describing scene from the joke, with specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Must fill that placeholder. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or his beard causing gravity anomalies. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and then use it to shave his own beard." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." Not good. We need a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara using only his breath." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by staring at it." Let's think. We need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is single-handedly lifting a mountain while his beard creates a tornado". Or "Chuck Norris is riding a horse made of pure testosterone across a desert". Let's pick something. Let's craft joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a weapon of mass destruction just by looking at it." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing his own beard to grow a new beard." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a second, and the cube then solves the world's problems." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna that provides internet to the entire universe. That could be unique. Joke: "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, providing internet to the entire universe, and still have time to punch a black hole." That's a bit long. But we need a concise joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn his beard into a Wi‑Fi hotspot that covers the entire galaxy, and still have enough power left to punch a meteor into a polite greeting." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert by simply blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert just by blinking, and then use the resulting ice to build a ice‑cream truck that serves only him." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's search memory: There's a joke "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by sneezing." That's similar. So maybe we need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a black hole by sneezing, and then use it as a personal trash can." That's unique. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a black hole that instantly sucks in all the world's paperwork, then uses the resulting gravity to power his morning coffee." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single sentence maybe. Better: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a black hole that devours all the world's paperwork, then uses the resulting gravity to brew his coffee." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can turn a single punch into a full‑blown tornado that cleans his garage, and then uses the wind to dry his beard." That's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can punch a hole in the ozone layer just to get a better view of the sunrise, and then use the extra sunlight to power his morning push‑ups." That's unique. Let's pick one: "Chuck Norris can punch a hole in the ozone layer just to get a better view of the sunrise, and then use the extra sunlight to power his morning push‑ups." That starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, funny, typical. Now we need to create image_prompt: Must be English, describing a specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris punching a hole in the ozone layer while the sunrise shines through, with extra sunlight powering his push-ups". But the image prompt must include the base description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "punching a glowing hole in a swirling ozone layer above a sunrise, with sunlight streaming onto his muscles as he does push‑ups". Let's craft: "punching a glowing hole in a swirling ozone layer above a sunrise, sunlight streaming onto his muscles as he performs powerful push‑ups". That fits. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Sunrise Punch Creates a Black Hole of Humor". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Sunrise Punch Creates a Black Hole of Humor" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris'(7) space=8, Sunrise(7)=15, space=16, Punch(5)=21, space=22, Creates(7)=29, space=30, a(1)=31, space=32, Black(5)=37, space=38, Hole(4)=42, space=43