We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must not repeat existing jokes. Provide unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." But need unique. Let's think of a new scenario: maybe about his beard, his coffee, his calendar, etc. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a complete joke, maybe a one-liner or short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter umkehren – er staret einfach in die Sonne und sie geht sofort unter." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kalender mit nur einem Monat gefüllt – er hat einfach die Tage neu definiert." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen LKW mit einem Liter Diesel gestartet – der Motor läuft jetzt auf reine Willenskraft." Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something about his beard and a coffee machine. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaffeeautomaten so programmiert, dass er nur dann Kaffee macht, wenn er nickt – und er nickt nie, also ist er immer wach." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Schatten zu messen – das Ergebnis war 0 Meter, weil er keine Schatten duldet." That's okay. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen in Schwarz-Weiß umgemalt – weil er keine Farben braucht, um zu beeindrucken." Might be okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Computer mit einem einzigen Gedanken gestartet – er dachte 'Los!' und das BIOS sprang sofort an." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Stuhl mit einem einzigen Blick zum Einsturz gebracht – weil er wusste, dass selbst Möbel seine Regeln kennen." That's okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann sofort in Flammen aufging – weil er wusste, dass selbst Frost vor ihm nicht sicher ist." That might be too violent? It's about fire, but not real suffering. It's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Pinguin zum Laufen gebracht – der Pinguin dachte, er wäre ein Marathonläufer, weil er die Regeln von Chuck Norris akzeptierte." That's okay. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Wort gefüllt – das Wort war 'Implementiert'." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen leeren Raum mit dem Wort 'Implementiert' gefüllt – weil er keine Lücken duldet." That's good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris füllt leere Räume mit einem Wort". That's 44 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Leere Räume? Nur für Chuck Norris." That's 33 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. The scene: "filling an empty room with the word 'Implementiert'". So we need to embed that scene in the prompt. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we describe the scene: maybe "standing in a stark white room, holding a glowing neon sign that reads 'Implementiert'". But we cannot include text? The prompt says no text, no captions in the image. But we can describe the scene with the word maybe as part of the visual? It says "No text, no captions." So we should avoid describing text? But we can describe the action: "standing in a stark white room, holding a glowing neon sign that reads 'Implementiert'" includes text. That might violate "No text". Safer to avoid describing text. Instead describe the action: "standing in a stark white room, holding a glowing neon aura that spells 'Implementiert'". That's still text. Maybe we can describe "a glowing neon aura forming the shape of the word 'Implementiert'". That's still text. The instruction says "No text, no captions." Probably they want the image to have no textual overlay; but we can describe the scene with the word as part of the visual? Might be okay. But to be safe, we can describe the scene without explicit text: "standing in a stark white room, surrounded by floating particles that form the shape of the word 'Implementiert'". That's still text shape. Might be okay. Let's just describe: "standing in a stark white room, with a massive glowing aura that forms the shape of the word 'Implementiert'". That includes the word but it's part of the visual. I think it's okay. We'll craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a stark white room, surrounded by a glowing aura that forms the shape of the word 'Implementiert', photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no