We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation) describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no code fences. We need to craft a unique joke. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Let's think of something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a sled uphill backwards while reading a book in Braille." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not unique. We need something that fits typical Chuck Norris humor: impossible feats, exaggeration, mixing with martial arts, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can finish a marathon before the starting gun fires." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by simply blinking." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just because he felt like it." That's unique. Or: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it." That's typical. Maybe combine with something about his beard. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with that phrase. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by breathing on it." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round pizza square just by cutting it with his stare." That's a bit unique. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his muscles." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his muscles." That's a good unique twist. Now we need to embed a specific scene for the image prompt: "specific scene from the joke". So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris flexing his biceps, causing a battery to glow and light up". The image prompt must include that scene. The image_prompt must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to insert the scene description in English. For our joke, the scene could be "flexing his biceps, causing a dead battery to glow and light up". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Flexing his biceps, causing a dead battery to glow and light up. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederbeleben". That's German, but headline can be German? The instruction says "Kurze Überschrift (max 80 Zeichen)". It doesn't specify language, but likely German is okay. Could be English? Probably German is fine. Let's keep German: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder leben". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, German, funny. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, lädt jedes Handy sofort auf". That's within 80 chars. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder aufladen". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er tote Batterien nur durch Muskelspielerei wieder zum Leuchten bringt – episch und witzig!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er tote Batterien nur durch Muskelspielerei wieder zum Leuchten bringt – episch und witzig!" That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Make sure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder leben" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, tote(4)=23, space=24, Batterien(9)=33, space=34, wieder(5)=39, space=40, leben(5)=45. So 45 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, lädt jedes Handy sofort auf". Count: Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, lächelt,(8 inc comma?) Actually "lächelt," is 8 characters including comma? Let's count: lächelt (7) + comma (1) =8, so total 18+8=26, space=27, jedes(4)=31, space=32, Handy(5)=37, space=38, sofort(6)=44, space=45, auf(3)=48. So 48 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder au