We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON only, no extra text. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara without any snow." Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a blinking statue." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence, maybe a short story. Example: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling chainsaws, and the cube spontaneously turns into a perfect sphere." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and still get the prize." Hmm. We need something classic but unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a horse run on water, but the horse is a unicorn and the water is lava. That might be too weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by simply blinking." That's similar to known jokes. We need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a parade by walking past the cars." That's okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris: impossible feats, exaggeration. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself and still checkmate himself in three moves." That's unique. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in negative time, making the numbers disappear before they are even written." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus laugh so hard that it self‑destructs." Hmm. We need to keep it concise but still a full joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly faster than the speed of light and still land exactly on his desk." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by simply drawing it with his eyes closed." That's a classic twist. But maybe too similar to "Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle with a ruler". Not sure. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue of himself and make it blink first." That's unique. Ok, let's decide: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against his own reflection and make the mirror crack from the intensity." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it within typical length? Not specified. Just a joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. sein eigenes Spiegelbild". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst der Spiegel den Kampf verliert". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke: "Chuck Norris staring down his own reflection in a cracked mirror, the mirror shattering from the intensity". Must include that scene. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be within prompt. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Spiegel – Witz des Tages". That's 38 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Starren‑Kampf gegen sein Spiegelbild gewinnt und den Spiegel zerbricht." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Starren‑Kampf gegen sein Spiegelbild gewinnt und den Spiegel zerbricht." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. sein eigenes Spiegelbild" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "vs."3 =>16, space=17, "sein"4 =>21, space=22, "eigenes"7 =>29, space=30, "Spiegelbild"11 =>41. So 41 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst der Spiegel den Kampf verliert" length: count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "selbst"6 =>11, space=12, "der"3 =>15, space=16, "Spiegel"7 =>23, space=24, "den"3 =>27, space=28, "Kampf"5 =>33, space=34, "verliert"7 =>41. So 41 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris vs. Spiegel – Witz des Tages" length: count: "Chuck"5, space=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "vs."3 =>16, space=17, "Spiegel"7 =>24, space=25, "–" (en dash) maybe count as 1 =>26, space=27, "Witz"4 =>31, space=32, "des"3 =>35, space=36, "Tages"5 =>41. So 41 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Starren‑Kampf gegen sein Spiegelbild gewinnt und den Spiegel zerbricht